Call on my landline right now -
Caller: Yeh FG (mother's name) ka number hai?
Me: Haan
Caller: FG ke naam per LIC ka share market ka 1L ka bonus hai!
Me: Hmm..to bhej do phir.
Caller: Nahi sir, details lagenge verification ke liye. Hamare paas sirf address hai.
Me: To cheque address pe bhej de phir.
Caller disconnects!