Diary of a day trader - Part 2

EagleOne

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hi, guys
How is it going? Options ki skinning hote dekh rahe ho? :D
Today's session is my last session for the time being as I have some personal business to attend to which may take a few weeks. So I will be off TJ for a while. (Do I hear 'Thank god!' ? :p :lol:)
 

mkbsiva

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hi, guys
How is it going? Options ki skinning hote dekh rahe ho? :D
Today's session is my last session for the time being as I have some personal business to attend to which may take a few weeks. So I will be off TJ for a while. (Do I hear 'Thank god!' ? :p :lol:)
Oh god... u are good at mind reading...!!!:D:D:p
 

humble

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Today's session is my last session for the time being as I have some personal business to attend to which may take a few weeks. So I will be off TJ for a while. (Do I hear 'Thank god!' ? :p :lol:)
Good Luck :thumb: ....

For few 'Thank god!' you were here, for the rest 'Thank god!' you will be away :D
 
May Lord bless his Soul. Thanks ST da, for this timely post, will help a lot many here and me too ....

Regards,
Gaur_Krishna

A good trader friend expired this month. Very good trader but he was exerting himself too much. He used to trade NSE the whole day and then Commodities till 11:30....whole day sitting in front of terminal....no excercise, no outings....suffered a heart stroke ( second one ) ...sad....lost a very good friend and a very successful trader. May his soul rest in peace...

ST
 
A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor.
As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "I really don`t think you should."
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"
"Well, I don`t think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there and she`s only covered by a big leaf!"
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I`ll look the other way!"

So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again!

He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don`t understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."

"Well, now you`re one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"
"What? I don`t understand," said the puzzled pastor.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the big leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?"
You heard it wrong. I just uttered "Oh God!!!"
You must've lifted the leaf :D :D
 

EagleOne

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Oh god... u are good at mind reading...!!!:D:p
Very very funny! Thank you! :lol: :lol:

So this thread is gonna die now :(
Wow.. Oh look at me, I am already turning into a baloon! :lol:

Good Luck :thumb: ....

For few 'Thank god!' you were here, for the rest 'Thank god!' you will be away :D
Cryptic, but still very kind of you. Thanks. :)

You heard it wrong. I just uttered "Oh God!!!"
Softy, you have my fone number. Kabhi Ing-ving jaise banks ke shares kharidne ki khujli mache, toh call kar dena. Shaayed thode bahoot paise bachaa doon aapke. ;)
 

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