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Sanskrit is too funny

HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU - Best

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
Well roam, well loaf, well sing, well dance well
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT : This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam

:yahoo: :yahoo:

 

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RAKESH -:मेरे पास 20 हज़ार रूपये थे! मैंने सोचा घर में कुत्ता बिना रखे इतना पैसे घर में
नहीं रखना चाहिए!


PRIYA-: फिर अपने क्या किया?


RAKESH: 20 हज़ार का कुत्ता खरीद लिया!

:yahoo: :lol: :yahoo:

 

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At the Laloo's point

A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee.

During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G
12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K
12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful?

This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity,
and make your Kingdom prosperous.

Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula. See this......

C O R R U P T I O N
3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %

Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week."

 

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इलाज
Praveen - डॉक्टर साहब, क्या मैं अच्छा हो जाऊंगा ? मैंने सुना है कि कभी-कभी डॉक्टर मलेरिया का इलाज करता रह जाता है और मरीज टायफाइड से मर जाता है ।

doctor - फिक्र मत करो । मेरे इलाज में मलेरिया का मरीज मलेरिया से ही मरता है ........

:yahoo: ush: :yahoo:

 

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PRAVEEN PRIYA SE BOLE -

BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.

PRIYA NE KAHA- UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI

NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.

:yahoo: :lol: :yahoo:

 

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Doctor ne marij se puchha-

“aapko kya shikayat hai?”

marij ne bataya- “doctor sahab,

mai khata hu to muje nind aa jati hai.”

doctor ne sujav diya- “to aap aisa kiya kijiye,

pahle so liya kijiye aur phir khana khaya kijiye.”

 

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Once a new boy comes in the class The teacher asks him some questions

Teacher:What is your name?
Student:SN

Teacher:What does that mean?
Student:Som nath

Teacher: What is your Father's name?
Student:SN

Teacher:What does that mean?
Student:Sir nath

Teacher: Where do you live?
Student:SN

Teacher:What does that mean?
Student: Shanti Niketan

After some days there is test held in the class
Student:What is my result?
Teacher:SN

Student:What does that mean?
Teacher:Satya nash

 

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