Only Jokes

[amit_dangi]

Ponny Went for an interview AT City Bank

Bank Manager asked the question to Ponny. "What is Cyclone"?

Ponny smiled and Proudly answered,"Cyclone is a small loan ,given by a

bank to purchase a cycle"..

:yahoo: :rofl: :yahoo:

 

[amit_dangi]

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of from here."

The astonished Chinese
man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same, " replied Spielberg.


In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

 

[spiritunit]

Amit, good jokes... keep going...

 

[amit_dangi]

A doctor says to his patient, I have bad news and worse news.

Oh dear, what's the bad news? asks the patient.

The doctor replies, You only have 24 hours to live.

That's terrible, said the patient. How can the news possibly be worse?

The doctor replies, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.

 

[amit_dangi]

Ka karat ho?

Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

 

[SCF]

hi....
What to say.....hoooo....hiiiiiii......hmmmmmm....
I am....unable...to control my.....hoooooooooo
thanks
keep going.

 

[integrity]

India Marriage Joke

"What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."

:rofl:

 

[integrity]

India Marriage Joke

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

 

[amit_dangi]

Santa was lying
in the beach.
An American asks : Are
you Relaxing.?
Santa : I am Santa Singh.
Another American : Are
you Relaxing.?
Santa : No. Im Santa Singh.
Santa left that place
in anger.
He then sees an American lying nearby, asks,
Are you Relaxing.?
American : Yes.
Santa gives a Slap
and says, All the people
are Searching for You
and You are Lying here.!

:lol: :rofl: :lol:[/QUOTE]

 

[montyhar2]

Hi All,
Nice post. All the jokes are fabulous. Me and my wife laugh very much at last night. I really enjoyed.
Thanks for sharing