Stock Market Jokes

[Luckytrader]

A man said: I want cold hard cash.Tell me in which stock/cmp to invest?

Investor: Simple, put your money in the freezer.

Regars,
Luckytrader.

 

[Luckytrader]

One more...

Why does the trader/investor hate bear?

Because: The BEAR eats up all the honey

Regards,
Luckytrader

 

[aashokreddy]

The end product of a bull or bear market is **** on the faces of those who run after them too closely...

Moral:One should know how to take the bull by horns; and how to escape from bear hug.

 

[amrutkumar]

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

 

[amrutkumar]

Some Jokes about Stock Brokers got from the net...


My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it's his!

A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone!

It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.

I'm thinking of leaving my husband, complained the broker's wife. "All he ever does is stand at the end of the bed and tell me how good things are going to be."


Regards,

Amrutkumar