Santa - Banta

[rkpahwa]

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump..

sees a board...

"Don't use Mobile Here",

he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says

"DON'T CALL ME NOW"

 

[cheeku]

mann diyan galllaan nein.... ya copy "n" paste

Zaraa khol ke dasso jee... ki haigaa tuaddaa taste???

Havn't found funny punjabi poetry for cut and paste so have to use sad ones

 

[cheeku]

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

 

[rkpahwa]

By rkpahwa

regards