Santa - Banta

[rkpahwa]

O paaaji,mein bhi gurgaon wich hun,though basically from mumbai

Thats great Paaji, why dont we meet sometime.

Wah Rabbaa... Oye Waaahhh rabbaa...

Pehlaan enaa dee pyaas bujhaa rabaa...

"Right Hnad" nu.... "hathh" milaa "khabbaa"...

Wah Rabbaa... Oye Waaahhh rabbaa...

 

[rkpahwa]

Santa :We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.

Banta :Is it! Why?

Santa :We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months

 

[shrinivas]

Thats great Paaji, why dont we meet sometime.

anytime.....just pm me

 

[cheeku]

 

[cheeku]

 

[cheeku]

Photo of Santa Banta

 

[myvineet]

Me too....Bambay wala khoo, Amritsar....though now living in Gurgaon

Rakesh

oh rakesh paaji , eh to kamaal ho gaya ...inne punjabi ne te pata hi nahin lagiya??

vineet from jalandhar

 

[cheeku]

I am from Ludhiana

 

[rkpahwa]

I am from Ludhiana

mann diyan galllaan nein.... ya copy "n" paste

Zaraa khol ke dasso jee... ki haigaa tuaddaa taste???

 

[rkpahwa]

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Dont take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Dont take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didnt say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me