A letter to Mr. Bernanke
Dear Mr. Ben Bernanke,
Why, in dear lord’s name, you can’t keep quiet for a few weeks?!
When you are not giving speeches to make markets go berserk with absurd hope, you start writing letters to do the same!!!
Now look, how U.S. markets have started jumping up again just because you wrote some letter and made some vague remark in that about “the Fed being ready to help if warranted so.”
Oh Gaawwwwwd!!!!! Don’t you know we traders need a quite Friday; need some rest after an eventful week?
No, you had to go and write some letter. (Didn’t your school teacher gave you enough moronic letter writing assignment that you are now tormenting us?? Don’t you know that brain cells of people like me start switching off by U.S. markets’ opening bell on Friday? Oh you need some idea? How about this:- today I looked at S&P 500 (above 1400) and thought, “hey, when did Dow Jones crossed 14000?!!”Please don’t make us sit in a roller coaster when we are so market- drunk.)
Dear Mr. Bernanke, you are anyway going to have your monthly meeting in a couple of weeks’ time. Please do us a favor and stop saying ANYTHING about Fed action till that official meeting.
If you can’t resist saying/ writing something, then go ahead and communicate with Mitt Romney who keeps saying that he wants you to go.
If you keep writing such letters, I’ll be forced to support him!!
-Yours highly disgruntled fan,