Congratulations Biharis! The Thakre brothers await you for a warm welcome in Maharashtra.
Congratulations the Metropolitan (Delhi, Bangalore etc)
Happy DIWALI Mr. Mohan Bhagwat - your Diwali sweets were "RESERVED" long back by Lalu & Nitish.
Happyy Birthday Advani Ji, your stooge Shatrughan Sinha played the #perfect Jaichand in Bihar.
Now Mr. Kejriwal can write the movie review of "Shandaar" in order to continue his "War against CORRUPTION"
Mamata Di, you can breathe a sigh of relief now, as your neighboring state will co-operate in accommodating your Bangladeshi Jihadis.
Media, well done! you successfully campaigned in Bihar villages, enlightening them about #Dadri & blaming it on BJP in a state ruled by SP.
Job done dear #AwardWapsi brigade, holidays till UP elections, be prepared for an innovative "Intolerance drama" again.
Pakistan, accept the bumper DIWALI gift from India & celebrate it before we do!
Last but not the least, RAHUL GANDHI, Thanks for your immense contribution, by not interfering with your Pro-BJP speeches.
In short, a huge THANKS to ALL the anti-India forces who supported the "holy Mahagathbandhan you have ALREADY succeeded in BRINGING DOWN THE STOCK MARKET as investors don't trust in your choice but in MODI.
And there will be more such anti-India events to FOLLOW! This was just - "starters".