A bit of humor

[pradeep1]

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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:
"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a Party and when all the guests had come, he said :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum America mein naukri paa gaya hoon."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo Prasad continued......
"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa -
par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
We are sorry ...... humse galti ho gayee
to intimate you that .........aapko yeh batana hai ki
You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad

 

[pradeep1]

LOVE YOUR MONEY...NOT THE STOCKS !!!!!

A person while fishing in sea lost direction...he was surrounded by storms and waves..
.he closed his eye and prayed god to save him...he was hit by something and lost concious.
..when he woke up, he saw himself on the shore..he was amazed how he was saved ????
there was a bamboo beneath him.. he concluded that he was saved because this bamboo had flown him here.
he thanked god and made this bamboo his god...he planned to take the bamboo with him and
worship it for the rest of his life.....

The bamboo had become, by the time too heavy by absorbing lots of water...
he walked and walked..he was tired, but never kept bamboo down...he continued the journey..
day and night, he walked...while he was passing through a jungle(bleeding very badly),
gautam buddha saw him..called him and asked hime..."do you not find bamboos in your village"???.
he replied "we have lots of bamboo trees in our village"..."then is this some special kind of bamboo???".
"NO"...he replied...he then narrated the whole story...
Buddha laughed and said.."my dear friend..accepted that this bamboo saved your life,
but now this is the enemy of your life...in this jungle full of ferocious animals...
you may die out of starvation and carrying this bamboo...leave it and go to your village..
this bamboo saved your life....it's role is over...now do not let it kill you.....

The man understood this..thanked buddha, left bamboo and preceeded towards his village....
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We have seen this lot a many times, when a person gains money out of a particular stock,
he starts loving it and invests in the same...does not even withdraw at initial losses and thus
looses a lot later...

There was a real crash now (still not over).....this is not correction, this is CRASH...
still people have not sold stocks.....they've fallen in love with it..
I hope you understand now what I mean when I say...LOVE YOUR MONEY, NOT THE STOCKS....

 

[pradeep1]

how stock market works


It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New Chief
if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief
in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless,
to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to
be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked
"Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going
to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood..
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.
"Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied,
"It's definitely going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied, "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied,
"The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy."
This is how stock markets work!!!

 

[vince]

Nice ones pradeep1 , keep them coming.