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#61
Funny Hindi Girl ik tree pe chadi.

Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?

Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.

Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.

Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon

:lol: :yahoo: :lol:
 
#62
Someone in Chat suggested we have a humor section. But a joke thread should suffice. Post your jokes, vids, links, etc.
We all need a break!

I'll start it off:

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 

sub2501

Active Member
#63
 
#64
Indian airlines slogan:

A warm experience & montherly

treatment............

Warm bcoz the AC dosent work &
motherly coz all the air hostesses
are above 50......

:) :yahoo: :)
 
#67
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#68
Modern Hockey & foot ball need (1) stamina (2) speed (3) skill (4) Team combination Indian players dont have winning stamina & speed thats was they consume their skills & combination only in preventing the goals.:)
 
#69
Funny Hindi Girl ik tree pe chadi.

Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?

Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.

Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.

Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon
Indian airlines slogan:

A warm experience & montherly

treatment............

Warm bcoz the AC dosent work &
motherly coz all the air hostesses
are above 50......
:clapping: really good and new
 

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