A Santa was down on his luck. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
He then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 2 lakhs in cash in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Santa ."
The Santa then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Santa checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
He opened the bag and found the exact amount of money as demanded with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardar?"
:clapping::clapping::clapping: