Some more from that venerable Murphy!
- A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
- Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.
- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
- Success is a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice as fast as checks.
- Expenses will always tend to rise and exceed income.
- Excess of analysis causes paralysis.
- When you need it in a hurry, the stapler will be out of pins.
