Here's a bit of humor to lighten your day.
Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Stockbroker: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second ...
I hear that you drop some money in Wall Street. Were you a bull or a bear? Neither, just a plain stupid simple mule.
Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Stockbroker: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second ...
I hear that you drop some money in Wall Street. Were you a bull or a bear? Neither, just a plain stupid simple mule.