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  1. del_66

    ~ n i f t y compass ~

    Neurologists can explain how many optical illusions work, but illusory motion is a bit tougher to nail down. The leading theory states that the eye’s short, rapid movements called “saccades” can influence how your brain perceives what is important and what is not. Due to how the geometric shapes...
  2. del_66

    Markets & After hours

    What is common between Cardiologist and Gabbar Singh...., Both say Tunhe namak khaya na.. . . . . . Ab Goli Kha..
  3. del_66

    Day Trading Stocks & Futures

    re: Day trading Nifty & Banknifty Futures Here are some of the best Alok Nath Jokes : 1. When Alok Nath farts it smells like aggarbatti XD 2. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar. 3. When you type AlokNath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”...
  4. del_66

    Day Trading Stocks & Futures

    re: Day trading Nifty & Banknifty Futures Pappu ne live Radio Station call ki : Hello... Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ? RJ : Ji Haan. Pappu : Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? RJ : Ji Haan. Pappu : Yani ghar mein jo meri behan radio sunn rahi hai wo bhi sun rahi hogi.? RJ gusse mein ...
  5. del_66

    Day Trading Stocks & Futures

    re: Day trading Nifty & Banknifty Futures Wife = Where R u.? Husband = I'm At "Bank". Wife = Wow thats good I need 20,000 For new Cell Phone ,5,000 for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics Husband Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank "KHOON...
  6. del_66

    Day Trading Stocks & Futures

    re: Day trading Nifty & Banknifty Futures Fighter pilot Pappu, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua.. Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage.. Pappu (fakr se): Aaj maine Videshiyon ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1...
  7. del_66

    Markets & After hours

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was...
  8. del_66

    Markets & After hours

    Earlier this year, a group of bikers were riding out when they saw a girl about to jump off the Humber Bridge . So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Policeman who was trying to talk her down off the...
  9. del_66

    Day Trading Stocks & Futures

    re: Day trading Nifty & Banknifty Futures RBI has a revised holiday notice, Holiday on Nov 14th for Moharram is revoked and is now on Nov 15th for currency exchanges. What this means is on Thursday, Nov 14th the stock markets will be closed and currency markets open and on Friday, Nov 15th...
  10. del_66

    Happy Kannada Rajyothsava to all kannadigas in TJ forum

    Happy Kannada Rajyothsava to all the kannadigas in TJ..
  11. del_66

    ~ n i f t y compass ~

    Whassup sudoku howz it going ;)
  12. del_66

    Diary of a day trader - Part 2

    Aye aye captain! :D
  13. del_66

    NIFTY 50 _bulls

    http://www.traderji.com/futures/76650-nifty-50-_bulls-49.html#post818513
  14. del_66

    Diary of a day trader - Part 2

    may be beacuse of posting like this... ;) http://www.traderji.com/trading-diary/87068-diary-day-trader-part-2-a-100.html#post815600
  15. del_66

    Diary of a day trader - Part 2

    thats the price one has to pay for being blunt in this country.. Do you think eagle even gives a damn about that :D
  16. del_66

    NIFTY 50 _bulls

    For the rise from 4531 till the recent high of 6230 is 5600 not a better retracement.
  17. del_66

    NIFTY 50 _bulls

    INTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer. ECONOMETRICIAN VIRUS - Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14...
  18. del_66

    NIFTY 50 _bulls

    A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being...
  19. del_66

    Nifty options trading: for small traders.

    no! go on be my saviour and many like me :D il follow your calls :)
  20. del_66

    Nifty options trading: for small traders.

    any novice could have said that market will fall today.