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Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Sunny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in english, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

cheers,
nkpanjiyar

...........what'll we do without you and Vince,nk?

Saint

... you can do more trade !!!... Thanks Saint for kind words.

Miss your meals for a week but dont miss this one...!!
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Due to very long nature of this post, I have compiled all the Part (from 1 to 6) in the attached word document to facilitate better and easy reading.

cheers,
nkpanjiyar

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Phew!! NK. That's one hell of a long marathon to run through. Give such stuff to us in instalments if you can pls. And....your student jokes....absolutely hilarious as usual.

Do you know something? I wait for posts like your's in such categories , pull my wifey to have a looksee & both of us have a rip-roaring laugh or tear-jerking cry (as the case may be) together each & every time. Stupendously funny & soul-stirring contributions from the likes of you, Vince & others.

Looking forwardly, yours.........

Wow,NK,that took time to go through..............great stuff,my friend!!

Saint

Sorry for incovenience. I will take care next time to make it short in instalment. Actually I keet on writing and realised later that it was tooooooo long to read in one go. I am very happy to know that you and your wife are enjoying my posts.

Thanks,
nkpanjiyar

Thanks Saint. I will take care next time to make it short in instalment as jaideep suggested.

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up."

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveller asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the man. "Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveller gestured to the dog.

"There should be a bowl by the pump."

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveller filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

"What do you call this place?" the traveller asked.

"This is Heaven," he answered.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveller said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind."

cheers,
nkpanjiyar

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Dear nk,Fantastic.Where do u get such articles?Are you a writer too.Look forward to read more from you
ranga