Corporate Lessons :D

rizuk

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Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Corporate Lesson 2

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of
smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The
manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."



Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.


Corporate Lesson 3

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The
crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Corporate Lesson 4

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
 
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Corporate Lesson 3

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The
crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Corporate Lesson 4
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree
. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.




rabbit started sitting n doing nothing like crow but got killed by fox, as rabbit was not sitting very very high like crow.

Turkey also wanted to reach very very high position on the top branch of tree. turkey reached there.
turkey was happy n was sitting very very high like crow but still got killed!!!:rofl::rofl::D


REASON - doesnt matters to a farmer what the turkey eats ( bullshit or watever) , matters is what farmer eats!
Farmer doesnt eats a crow! though crow eats more shitty things than turkey n still enjoys sitting n doing kaw kaw! and doesnt gets killed. hahahaha
just enjoying. i may make sense or nonsense! everyone has his own point of view.
 
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Sunny1

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rabbit started sitting n doing nothing like crow but got killed by fox, as rabbit was not sitting very very high like crow.

Turkey also wanted to reach very very high position on the top branch of tree. turkey reached there.
turkey was happy n was sitting very very high like crow but still got killed!!!:rofl::rofl::D


REASON - doesnt matters to a farmer what the turkey eats ( bullshit or watever) , matters is what farmer eats!
Farmer doesnt eats a crow! though crow eats more shitty things than turkey n still enjoys sitting n doing kaw kaw! and doesnt gets killed. hahahaha
just enjoying. i may make sense or nonsense! everyone has his own point of view.
so moral is betna wohi chahi ye jahan okaad ho.
 

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