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sudoku1 · #**1001** 6th October 2008, 11:42 AM

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the mkts r so cold 2day..... I saw a stockbroker with HIS hands in HIS own pockets........!

THE MODERN DICTIONARY:

Feudalism: u have 2 cows. ur Lord takes some of the milk.

Fascism: u have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires u 2 take care of them, & sells u the milk.

Communism: u have 2 cows. ur neighbors help take care of them & u share the milk.

Militarism: u have 2 cows. The State takes both & drafts u.

Mafia: u have 2 cows. u give one to the Godfather on the day of his daughter's wedding. In return, he doesn't have ur legs broken.

Totalitarianism: u have 2 cows. The governement takes them both & denies they ever existed & drafts u into the army. Milk is banned.....

Capitalism: You have two cows. u sell 1 & buy a bull. ur herd multiplies, & the economy grows. u sell them & retire on the income........

ARMHM · #**1002** 6th October 2008, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sudoku1

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\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........

last close:12526 (weekly)
previous week:13102

the mkts r so cold 2day..... I saw a stockbroker with HIS hands in HIS own pockets........!

THE MODERN DICTIONARY:

Feudalism: u have 2 cows. ur Lord takes some of the milk.

Fascism: u have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires u 2 take care of them, & sells u the milk.

Communism: u have 2 cows. ur neighbors help take care of them & u share the milk.

Militarism: u have 2 cows. The State takes both & drafts u.

Mafia: u have 2 cows. u give one to the Godfather on the day of his daughter's wedding. In return, he doesn't have ur legs broken.

Totalitarianism: u have 2 cows. The governement takes them both & denies they ever existed & drafts u into the army. Milk is banned.....

Capitalism: You have two cows. u sell 1 & buy a bull. ur herd multiplies, & the economy grows. u sell them & retire on the income........

SAUDISM: Government gives you loan without interest to buy cow. You sell the milk and keep all the money. No income tax, no sales tax. If you do not repay the loan within stipulated time you dont have to repay at all.

sudoku1 · #**1003** 6th October 2008, 12:54 PM

metals bear the brunt....

MONNET ISPAT.....thrashed 30 %.....f&o stock........

sudoku1 · #**1004** 6th October 2008, 04:28 PM

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even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925

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If u owe the bank $100, that's ur problem. If u owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.......

When V take care of Small Things Excellence will happen but.... Excellence is Not a Small Thing ...so take care of Small Things 2acheive Excellence

THE ROUGH SAIL

A stockbroker & his 2 friends took a month off 2 sail across the Atlantic. Midway across they hit a hurricane & the yacht sank, leaving barely enough time for all 3 to radio for help & scramble into a rubber life raft.....

The raft was riding very low in the water & being circled relentlessly by 6 or 7 sharks when a Coast Guard launched a small rescue boat.

A giant wave came along & swamped the survivor's raft. In an instant the sharks mauled the 2 stockbroker's friends into little more than hamburger, but then broke apart to form a pathway & escort the survivor safely into the hands of the Coast Guard.

"Damn!" gasped one of the astonished sailors. "That was a miracle!" "Nah," explained the stockbroker modestly, wringing the seawater out of his shirt. "Just professional courtesy!"

Stockbroker's creed:

A man is a client until proven broke.

sudoku1 · #**1005** 7th October 2008, 11:48 AM

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\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........

even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925

last close:11802

THE (IN)FAMOUS SOOTHING LAST WORDS....

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanent high plateau.

All these analysts can't be wrong.

I'd be perfectly happy to hold these securities even if the market shut down for 10 years.

The Dow Jones is rock solid.

A bank is a place where they really help you.

Let's hope things are better tomorrow.

Things can't get worse.

I'm convinced we have reached the bottom.

Run with the herd.

Never run with the herd.

It's probably just a minor correction.

The odds of that happening are a million to one.

Well, so far this valuation method always worked.

No need to panic.

sudoku1 · #**1006** 7th October 2008, 04:26 PM

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\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........

even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925

las close:11695

HEAVENLY MATES

Einstein dies & goes 2 heaven only 2 be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope u will not mind waiting in a dormitory. v r very sorry, but it's the best v can do & u will have 2 share the room with others.... he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all & that there is no need 2 make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter & Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.

"See, Here is ur 1st room mate. He has an IQ of 180!" "That"s wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"

"And here is ur 2nd room mate. His IQ is 150!" "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

"And here is ur 3rd room mate. His IQ is 100!" "That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"

Just then another man moves out 2 capture Albert's hand & shake it. "I'm ur last room mate & I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80." .....Albert smiles back at him & says, "So, where do u think the stock market is heading?"

moral:Analysis: The less u say, the less u have 2 retract!

pkjha30 · #**1007** 7th October 2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sudoku1

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\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........

even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925

las close:11695

..Albert smiles back at him & says, "So, where do u think the stock market is heading?"

moral:Analysis: The less u say, the less u have 2 retract!

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Still you say so Much

pk

sudoku1 · #**1008** 8th October 2008, 11:38 AM

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SUNOUTAGE....LAST DAY.......
FII's OUTAGE .....STILL ON...........

LARGE caps now midcaps & midcaps turning small & penny stocks

las close:11695

THE IDEAL CANDIDATE

The CIA had an opening for a new agent. After all of the background checks, interviews, & testing were done there were 3 finalists - a mathematician, a doctor & a stockbroker.

For the final test, the CIA agents took the mathematician to a large metal door & handed him a gun. "v must know that u will follow ur instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Behind this door u will find ur wife sitting in a chair. u have to KILL her!" The mathematician said, "u can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent replies, "Then ur not the right man for this job."

The doctor was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then the doctor came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "u don't have what it takes. Take ur wife & go home."

Finally, it was the stockbroker's turn. He took the gun & went into the room. Shots were heard, 1 shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly & there stood the stockbroker. He wiped the sweat from his brow and said, "u guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat her to death with the chair!"

praveen taneja · #**1009** 8th October 2008, 11:44 AM

Alert: World power having a race with would b world power to reach 2500 before nifty watch its fast move.........

sudoku1 · #**1010** 8th October 2008, 11:57 AM

the villain in F&O....INDIABULLS REALESTATE:-23 %
WATCH A LOWER CIRCUIT FOR INDIABULLS POST SUNOUTAGE....