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For dogs of course.
Once a hermit went up to the himalayas to c his friend hermit who was meditating there since a year.he asked the himalayan hermit,"how do u bear the cold out here?
"i can brave the cold out here with just my mala(beeds,tasbee) n a chillum(smoking pipe)", replied the himalayan one.
So the hermit asked the himalayan one if he could have smoke right away as he was freezing,the himalayan one said y not,n called out loud,"are o mala,zara chillum jalakar lana...!!!!
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hi,
this is my first post so salaaaam namaste ! To every one,i am into property business,but as u all know because of the global recession the property business is on a stand still,but not for long because 'jeevan ke hain 3 nishan roti kapda aur makan' never out of business its just a matter of time.so one of my partners suggested y not trade in commodities rather than sitting idel.i said y not,so i gave him some money n the idiot lost it,so here i am a man on a mission to learn
1.the basics
2.the intermediates
3.the tricks
4.the loop and potholes of this trade first and then will i jump into it again thoroughly prepared for it but 'bagair murabbi ke murabba nahi banta'(cant make pickle without a teacher) so i will b needing all of u peoples support,thanks in advance.
I have started with reading this .doc i found on the net about the basics of trading which is in the attachment.
My next ste
p will b reading the whole of saints posts
this is a request to all fellow posters please give me a list of the most reliable quoters n day callers on our traderji blog.
I promise wn i become pro i'll repay u with the best predictions
p.s. The jokes shall continue.