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Old 19th November 2006, 06:09 PM
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TRADING QUOTES FOR THE WEEK AHEAD


"If You don't know what you are doing, doing nothing is better than doing you know what"



"IF YOU'RE GOING TO PANIC, PANIC EARLY"



"If You Look Around The Table & Don't See A Sucker, Then You Are The Sucker."


"If You Find Yourself In The Bottom Of A Deep Hole, The First Thing To Do Is Stop DIGGING."


"The System Wasn't Designed So That Most People Could Beat It."


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hey i've been following all ur threads in this section... damn cool....will keep looking for more....thanks!!!
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This one happened at my broker's trading room today.

A truly novice trader approached the computer operator during trading hours and the operator was busy in feeding the orders of clients to NSE terminal. The following conversation took place there

Novice Trader (NT): Can you please tell me what is a block deal?

Computer Operator (CO): Well, a block deal means err... I shall ask the manager and let you know later.

NT: Then can you please tell me what is a deal block?

CO: Oh! That is quite easy to explain. In fact, that happens quite often to a trader. Deal block means a trick done by this computer when you do not have money in your trading account.

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Default What Are Fibonacci Puzzles ?

Fibonacci Puzzles are those Puzzles That have the Fibonacci numbers as their answers.
So now you have the Puzzle and the Answer - So what's left? Just the explanation of why the Fibonacci numbers are the answer - that's the real puzzle!!



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Fibonacci Puzzles are those Puzzles That have the Fibonacci numbers as their answers.
So now you have the Puzzle and the Answer - So what's left? Just the explanation of why the Fibonacci numbers are the answer - that's the real puzzle!!
all of it is a cool reflection of the seasoned trader behind ur handle.

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This one happened at my broker's trading room today.

A truly novice trader approached the computer operator during trading hours and the operator was busy in feeding the orders of clients to NSE terminal. The following conversation took place there

Novice Trader (NT): Can you please tell me what is a block deal?

Computer Operator (CO): Well, a block deal means err... I shall ask the manager and let you know later.

NT: The can you please tell me what is a deal block?

CO: Oh! That is quite easy to explain. In fact, that happens quite often to a trader. Deal block means a trick done by this computer when you do not have money in your trading account.


And a lot of the PMS industry is handled by jokers like these. A fool and his money are lucky enough to be together in the first place.


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And a lot of the PMS industry is handled by jokers like these. A fool and his money are lucky enough to be together in the first place.


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Can i become one of these Jokers . What qualification do i need.
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Can i become one of these Jokers . What qualification do i need.
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If You are SSC Pass you are overqualified.....


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"Trade What You See, Not What You Think"



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Default Fibonacci Mystery 64=65

How to Prove 64=65


The 8-by-8 blue square in the picture attached herewith has a diagram which, when cut up into 4 pieces & rearranged, makes the red 5-by-13 rectangle. But the blue square contains 8x8=64 little squares whereas the red rectangle contains 5x13=65. Where has the extra square come from?

Replaces 5-8-13 in Fibonacci Series


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