Quotable quotes.

It is not the return ON my investment that I am concerned about; it is the return OF my investment. -- Will Rogers

Money is like an arm or a leg - use it or lose it. -- Henry Ford

The greatest waste of money is to keep it. -- Jackie Gleason

Of all the mysteries of the stock exchange there is none so impenetrable(unsolvable) as why there should be a buyer for everyone who seeks to sell. -- John Kenneth Galbraith

There are only two emotions in Wall Street - fear and greed. -- William M. LeFevre, Jr.

Choose stocks the way porcupines make love - very carefully. -- Anonymous

When a company president is ready to buy you lunch, it's time to sell the stock. When he has something really good, you can't get him on the phone. -- Phil Stoller

I wasn't affected by the crash of '29. I went broke in '28. -- Gerald F. Lieberman

Now is always the most difficult time to invest. -- Anonymous

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket. -- Frank McKinney Hubbard

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. -- Mark Twain

Laughter Quotes - Laugh

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.
--Nicolas-Sebastien Chamfort
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
--Arnold Glasow

Laughter is part of the human survival kit.
--David Nathan

The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul.
--Linda Knight

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
--Jean Houston

Laughter is the most healthful exertion.
--Christoph Wilhelm Hufeland

Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.
--Unknown

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
--Francoise Sagan

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
--Oscar Wilde

Seven days without laughter make one weak.
--Joel Goodman

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
--Victor Borge

the most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
--e.e. cummings

Laughter is an instant vacation.
--Milton Berle