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Padhna likhna chadd de...nakal te rakh aas...

chakk rajai so ja gabru........rab karega paas !!!!!!

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Hahahahahaha!!!

Oye Ganesh...ja Gabru, Rab ne thennu paas karda!!

I am happy that 'Feels Good' has taken the comments sportingly & in the right spirits.
All the best,
ranga

really good1, thanks n keep posting.

Hi all,

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an American jounalist residing in Kuwait for 20 yrs returned after gulf war.

Friend: Has something in Kuwait changed drastically in the past 20 years?

Journalist: yes

Friend: What changes did you find?

Journalist: 20 years back and one thing I saw that changed is the way Kuwaiti's treat their ladies.

Friend: How what changed?

Journalist: 20 years ago when I went to Kuwait, I saw that when a couple went out together, the man would be walking 10 - 15 feet ahead of his lady, but this time I saw an about turn. I saw that the ladies walk 15 - 20 feet ahead of their men now.

Friend: Really? I didn't notice that, we are americans and we usually walk together, but anyway, tell me the reason?


Journalist: Land mines dude, land mines those were left by Saddam.



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A man gives an ad in a newspaper saying"Wife Wanted"
He got hundreds of letters the next day.They all said, "You can take mine"


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A man was walking down a dark alley when suddenly a mugger jumped at him.

"Your money or your life" the mugger barked.

"You mean I have a choice?!!" said our man. "Here take this...."

He pulled out his wallet and gave it to the mugger.

"And this...usually this is secret money". He removed his cap and flipped it around and there! Some more money! "Wait! Here is my card. Feel free to contact me whenever you have a cash crunch!"

The mugger left confused and dazed.

"Such a nice fellow!" sobbed our man. "He gave me a choice. At home I have no choice.... my wife takes them both."


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Wife: how much u love me?

hus: like shahjahan

wife: will u build a taj mahal for me if I die?

hus: I have already purchased the land. delay is only from ur side.


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Brian came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he asked her.

"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing her nails.

"How about if I became crippled ?" Brian asked nervously.

"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him, buffing her nails.

"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?" Brian went on, "if I weren't pulling in six figures any more. Would you still love me then?"

The wife looked over at her husband's worried face. "Brian, I'll always love you," she reassured him, "but most of all, I'll really miss you."


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Ek Chinti aur Haathi ko prem ho gaya.

Haathi ke maa-baap chinti ka haath mangne chinti ke ghar gaye.

Chinti ke maa-baap ne haathi ko dekha aur reject kar diya...

Sub rishteydar hairan ho gaye aur reason pucha, toh jawab mila:

"Ladke ke daant Bahar hain"

Hi fgt

Really good ones from you.Enjoyed very much

keep flooding 'em

feels good

Pankaj

Thanks for watchin, keep comin

hi all,

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Ashcroft and children

Attorney General Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.

After giving his introductory speech, he announced, "All right, boys and girls, you can ask me questions now."

A little boy named Sunny raised his hand and asked, "Mr Ashcroft, I have three questions. First, how did Mr. Bush win the last election with fewer votes then Gore? Second, why have you not found any chemical weapons in Iraq? And third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden as yet?"

Just then the bell rang and all the kids ran out to the playground.

After lunch the kids were back in the classroom and Attorney General Ashcroft said, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can ask me questions."

A little girl raised her hand and said, "Mr. Ashcroft, I have five questions. First, how did Bush win the last elections with fewer votes then Gore? Second, why have you not found any chemical weapons in Iraq? Third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden as yet? Fourth, why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? And finally, where is Sunny?"

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An engineer died and was sent to hell by mistake.
Life in hell was very uncomfortable, so the engineer decided to install air conditioning, lifts, flush toilets and host of other modern conveniences.

One day God rang up Satan to ask how things were in hell.

"Great," replied Satan. "Our engineer has done wonders and made all kinds of improvement down here."

"What are you doing with an engineer down there !" God thundered. "That engineer must be sent to heaven immediately or I'll sue."

"Oh really?" inquired Satan, "And just were are you going to find a lawyer in heaven?"


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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking for legal advice when you are out of office?"

"I will give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I will send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in the mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.


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Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi, found himself needing a toilet very badly.

After a long search he could not find any, and eventually couldn't control and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.

Once he was about to start, a policeman approached him.

Policeman: "Hey, what do you think you are about to do?"

Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to 'P'."

Policeman: "No PP here, okay? Follow me."

The police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby which had a lot of green grass, flowers and singing birds around.

Policeman: "PP here, have a nice day."

Pakistani tourist: "Oh, sir, that is very kind of you, is this Indian courtesy?"

Policeman: "No, this is the Pakistani Embassy!!!"


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An elderly couple were driving across the country.

The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway policeman.

The officer, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

Grandma, hard of hearing, turns to her husband, "What did he say?"

Grandpa yells, "He says you were speeding!"

The officer, "May I have your license?"

Grandma turns to grandpa once again, "What did he say?"

Grandpa yells, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gives the officer the license.

The officer, "I see you are from Delhi, I spent some time there once and went for a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

Grandma, turning to grandpa, "What did he say?"

Grandpa yells, "He says he knows you!"

nice .....very nice

Thanks keep comin n have fun