Ajoke aDay

Hi all,

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Porsche.....

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss, "Where did you get that car???!!!
He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents? "We know what a Porsche costs.."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
So the parents began to panic and asked. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name; they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother to the boys father, "John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know what was going on.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. The secretary took his money and left him after they had arrived.
He called me and claimed he was robbed and stranded. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."


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Beware of thieves


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

We resent vulgar jokes in this forum.Pl avoid.
ranga

thats why woman are smart :d :d

I strongly support rangarajan on this count.

murthymsr

I also agree. Let this be a clean forum so people of all ilks can easily participate without

if members want they might create private threads if at all necessary.
Pankaj

ha ha ha

A Vulgar one ???????

You already have the comments...please avoid...anyway, the thread is going good...

ganeshhity

The NET is full of such forums, creation is not necessary, just joining is enogh.

But there are very few like traderji. Let us allow it to remain so.

All the best in trading.

murthymsr

Shockingly vulgar is putting it very mildly f_g_t. As suggested, please do not polute this forum with such obscenity. This thread is doing very well indeed without such polution.

Thanks ganeshhity, satya and sandynisha.

And murthymsr, jaideep, Pankaj and ranga. jokes r never meant to hurt somebody if I hurted some i simply missed the point of this post. if u see 1st one is based on infidelity and 2nd one on gayism, i restrict from using vulgar words. (even TV shows like Gr8 Indian Laughter challenge r at times more vulgar than this)

But, i will keep in mind next time what i post. plz, do come back to this post and fell free to express ur views. I am not here to pollute anything here intentionally.

Thanks for watching and keep posting.