1)Sadhu: Hey Bhagwan tu mujhe dukh de,dard de,sare sansar ke kasht de
gam de, sari taklif de.....
Chela: Baba itni sari DEMAND kyun karte ho!!!!!
INSHORT 'Biwi' maang lo na..........
2)The Jailor ordered 999 shirts and 1000 pants for his QAIDIS
WHY?
Why this odd combination!!!!!!!!!!!
---------SALMAN KHAN IS COMING------
3)What will a Man say after going to TOILET
but still not satisfied!!!!!!
"juda hoke bhi tu.... mujh me kahin baaki hai"
4) Teacher to ChhoteSardar: Tell me 5 FEROCIOUS animals you can think of
Chhote Sardar: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
5) What is the moral of the movie SALAAM NAMASTE!!!!!!!
The moral is
Never Trust Australian Condoms.
gam de, sari taklif de.....
Chela: Baba itni sari DEMAND kyun karte ho!!!!!
INSHORT 'Biwi' maang lo na..........
2)The Jailor ordered 999 shirts and 1000 pants for his QAIDIS
WHY?
Why this odd combination!!!!!!!!!!!
---------SALMAN KHAN IS COMING------
3)What will a Man say after going to TOILET
but still not satisfied!!!!!!
"juda hoke bhi tu.... mujh me kahin baaki hai"
4) Teacher to ChhoteSardar: Tell me 5 FEROCIOUS animals you can think of
Chhote Sardar: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
5) What is the moral of the movie SALAAM NAMASTE!!!!!!!
The moral is
Never Trust Australian Condoms.
