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#791
22nd August 2008, 09:53 PM
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Years back......I read a novel.....and the writter opened a secreate un-knowingly......the idea of story was........
Once God appeared in 2 diffrent avtars in two Kabilas who were bludthirsty of each other..... and started fulfilling wishes of peoples. Peoples were happy...they do their job and if find time pray god. But the Sardar of kabilas were power hungry ........when they seen god is happy and fulfilling the wish....they wished for power to destroy each other.... God......always fulfill the wish of his bhaktas.....so he was forced to give what they wanted.......and finally both the kabilas destroyed each other..... and God.........he again started making of new kabilas.......... 
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23rd August 2008, 09:08 AM
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23rd August 2008, 09:28 AM
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Its factually correct essay apart from grammatical or gender mistake. English is not my mother tongue. And being a democratic country you have unfettered right to refuse to believe it as much as I have , to reiterate it. And you are a shining light of this forum showing path to others.  pk
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#794
23rd August 2008, 12:00 PM
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always nice to see you reading my posts...  ganeshhity
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23rd August 2008, 09:14 PM
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Where are you right now?
A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked.... Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? Baby: Why do camels have humps? Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water. Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded? Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert, You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does! Said the mother proudly. Baby: Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight. Mother: My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said mother camel with eyes rimming with pride.... Baby: I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eyelashes protect my eyes from the desert...Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzoooooo! MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at the right place" ganeshhity
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23rd August 2008, 09:23 PM
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Learn To Live
First I was dying to finish my high school life and start college. And then I was dying to finish my college and start work. Then I was dying to marry and have children. Then I was dying for my children to grow old enough so that I could go back to work. But then I was dying to retire. And Now I am dying. And suddenly I realized I forgot to live. Please don’t let this happen to you. Appreciate your current situation and enjoy each day.
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23rd August 2008, 10:58 PM
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I know you are from South. Mumbai is for Thakre. never mind. You would be surprised to see some of the civil servants or aspirants. And I really meant it when I said essay was factually correct except for what we consider silly, the language. Earlier, I used to laugh when someone from South spoke Hindi with gender and tense mixed up. Now I speak Tamil and it is appreciated. I know I also mix up like they mixed up. But, now, I understand better , having learned to appreciate different viewpoints, abilities, religion , culture, colour, creed and ethnicity. I appreciate your posts so I read it. pk
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#798
24th August 2008, 01:28 PM
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I'm in delhi right now and hopefully would move back to mumbai by this year end(hopefully)...it's a long stay here and I enjoyed this city too....yes,you're right,the country is very rich in culture,heritage etc etc...(etc etc is used to show that a person knows much more...hope you've read definition in my earlier post)...when i travel to south from delhi,i can feel the difference in food habits,thinking,way of work etc.... would appreciate if you pm me your details.. btw,saint has been giving me his number from long time......Hi saint, hope you are reading this... ganeshhity 
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#799
24th August 2008, 05:47 PM
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Sardar in KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI
The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR Sardar asks for help from the University students 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution? A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBER C) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER Sardar asks for help from general public 4) Which of these was King George VI first name? A) EDER B) ALBERT C) GEORGE D) MANOEL Sardar asks for lucky cards 5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean , has its name based on which animal: A) CANARY BIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT Sardar gives up. SCROLL DOWN........ If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below: 1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453 2) The Panama hat is made in Equador 3) The October revolution is celebrated in November 4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name. 5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies. Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again
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24th August 2008, 08:58 PM
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