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Old 1st August 2008, 01:24 PM
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Richness Of Life

You are Rich or Poor in life by...

Smiles around you,
Friends you make,
People you are with,
Ideas you have,
Dreams you chase,
And the love you spread.
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Ummmmm..i counted all of them in the 1st go..maybe because this puzzle was somewhere in the back of my mind...



Quote:
Originally Posted by faith View Post
EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)




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Grab The Opportunity

Opportunities - Small or Big. They come and go.
Some will be easy to take advantage of, some will be difficult.
But once we let them pass in hopes of something better,
those opportunities may never again be available.

Always grab the first opportunity.
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When The Sun Rises

Every morning in Africa, When the Sun rises,
A deer awakens, Knowing it has to outrun the fastest Lion,
Or, be hunted to death...

But... When the Sun rises,
A lion awakens, Knowing it has to outrun the slowest deer,
Or, be starved to death...

It does not matter whether you are a deer or lion,
When the Sun rises,
Better be running at your best...
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Hi... For All Ghazal Lovers.....Arz Kiya Hai..

Kabhie kisiko Mukamal Jahan Nahi Milta,
Kahin Zameen to Kahin Aasman Nahi Milta,

Jise Bhi Dekhiye, Apne App Mein Goom Hai,
Zuban Mili Hai, Par HumZuban Nahi Milta,

Bujha Saka Hai Bhala Kaun Waqt Ke Sholay,
Ye Woh Aag Hai, Jisme Dhua Nahi Milta,

Aisa Nahin, ke Tere Jahan Mein Pyar Nahi,
Jaha Umeed Ki Maine, Wahan Nahi Milta,

Kabhie kisiko Mukamal Jahan Nahi Milta,
Kahin Zameen to Kahin Aasman Nahi Milta,

==================================
For All Market Lovers as well.....


Kabhie Kisiko Mukamal MARKET Nahi Milta,
Kahin SUPPORT to kahin RESISTANCE Nahi Milta,

Bata Saka Ha Bhala Kaun MARKET ke TREND,
Ye Woh TREND hai, Jisme Trader ko FRIEND nahi Milta,

Aisa Nahi Ke is Market mein PAISA Nahi,
Jaha Lagaya tha humne, Bus! Waha Nahi Milta,

TRADERJI! Jise bhi Dekhiye FORUM Mein Goom Hain,
TIPS to bahut Milti hai, Par TRADE nahi Milta,

Kabhie Kisiko Mukamal MARKET Nahi Milta,
Kahin SUPPORT to kahin RESISTANCE Nahi Milta,

Regards
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See this is interesting

http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/cards.php
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Grab The Opportunity

Opportunities - Small or Big. They come and go.
Some will be easy to take advantage of, some will be difficult.
But once we let them pass in hopes of something better,
those opportunities may never again be available.

Always grab the first opportunity.
Its a nice one. I just want to add one thing.

One should prepare oneself so that when opportunity presents itself, it can be grabbed.
pk
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Its a nice one. I just want to add one thing.

One should prepare oneself so that when opportunity presents itself, it can be grabbed.
pk
Ahh..thanks pk..thanks for reading my posts...it's always nice to see some genius reading my posts and enjoying it..
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IT shayari !!!!!!--------->toooooooo goood...

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found!!!


Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...


Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...


Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...


Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...


Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face...
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space...


Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown...
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down...


Regards,

P.S; Hope Ganesh you dont mind me posting some stuff here in your thread. "C:\APOLGIZE"
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GAPP

Many people are good at telling things in a such a big way that even a fool can understand that he or she is telling lies. These talks in India are called "Gapp". An English equivalent word for it is 'gossip'. Although the listeners understand that it is not true, but still they listen to them, enjoy them and laugh at them. Some are of very low level and some of them are very sophisticated. Whosoever tells the "Gapp" is called "Gappee".

ENJOOY some of these "Gapp":
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