Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

Cactus · #**651** 22nd June 2008, 12:35 PM

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a sharemarket analyst who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!" One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a share market analyst!" The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than these ALTU FALTU SHARE MARKET ANALYSTS !"

uasish · #**652** 22nd June 2008, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a sharemarket analyst who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!" One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a share market analyst!" The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than these ALTU FALTU SHARE MARKET ANALYSTS !"

Another good one.

ganeshhity · #**653** 24th June 2008, 08:47 PM

Inspiring thoughts : We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes.

We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Forgive & forget. Love one and all.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

omkarmango · #**654** 24th June 2008, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Thank you for the thought.

franktrader · #**655** 24th June 2008, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

Inspiring thoughts : We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes.

We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Forgive & forget. Love one and all.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Great Words !!!
Just Excellent, ganesh

Cactus · #**656** 25th June 2008, 09:05 AM

Bse,nse Ka Happy Price Menu Saare Stock Baap Ke Jamane Ke Bhav Me .i M Love It

omkarmango · #**657** 25th June 2008, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

These words are like medicine for skeptical mind like me (done emotionless analysis for years.... seen ruthlessness of the world.)

Your jokes (& others in this thread) always made us laugh.

Thanx again

pkjha30 · #**658** 25th June 2008, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigswampman

Sorry ganeshhity.
most of your jokes are outdated and the theories you have put are not practical in day to day life.you are just wasting time of each and everyone here.
bye

This is a bad start for a new member.Perhaps you found his posts stale and jokes boring or outdated or simply impractical. But surely you can not speak on behalf of others.
Personally I found this thread more illuminating than many of other threads and of course I always check if he has posted something new.I have not read as many jokes as you might have so its always new for me.

May be your Bye is a Goodbye forever.Hope to see last of your posts.

pk

deb99891 · #**659** 26th June 2008, 12:12 AM

fantastic ganeshhity
keep it up
"we" all first open this thread before ne other
some time gr8 humour some time real teaching
simply superb
looking fw for the next one

regards

chintan786 · #**660** 26th June 2008, 01:30 PM

BHAI ka resume

Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala

Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:
- B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
- M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.

Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:
- Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991
- Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
- Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent No. 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990
- Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
- Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors and Achievements:
- Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
- Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
- Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P.
- Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs.
- Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply.

References:
- Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

chintan

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