Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Cosmetics 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

ganesh !
i got it in email.

This too!

New style of writing a love letter :

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and BOSCH (Invented for life) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI(Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI(we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!

if it is not for the kids 2.0 application, i would have formatted wife 1.0 long back.

HI people,
its nice to have jokes in the middle of somewhere in this trading spree..

MUM's LOVE

When you were 1 years old, she fed you and bathed you.
You thanked her by crying all night long
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When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.
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When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love.
You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.
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When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons
You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.

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When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays.
You thanked her by plopping into the nearest

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When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school.
You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"

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When you were 7 years old, she bough you a baseball.
You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.

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When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream.
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

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When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons.
You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

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When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another
You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she cam home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone
You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business."

When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future.
You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you."

When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation.
You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment.
You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24, she met your fiancé and asked about your plans for the future.
You thanked her by glaring and growling "Muuhh-ther, please!"

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby.
You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."

When you were 40, she called to remind you of relative's birthday.
You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.


And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never
did came crashing down like thunder on your HEART.


IF SHE'S STILL AROUND, NEVER FORGET TO LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER..
AND IF SHE'S NOT, REMEMBER HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND PASS IT
ON... ALWAYS REMEMBER TO LOVE THY MOTHER,
BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE
MOTHER IN YOUR LIFETIME!!!!!

Here's some shayari for you folks.

Aye kaash kisi dil se paigaam aaye koi
mujhe bhi chahe aur dil mein basaye koi.
koi bechaini se karta ho mera bhi intezaar,
apni aankhon mein mere khwaab sajaye koi.
koi shikwa kiye bina hi mere naaz uthaye,
mein rooth jaoon to pyaar se manaye koi.
koi aisa ho jo har lamha mere deedaar ko tarse,
beqarari se mujhe paas bulaye koi.
koi mujhko bhi seene se lagane wala ho,
shararat kare aur mujhko sataye koi.
mera bhi is duniya se chale jaane ka waqt aaye ga,
mein mar jaoon to meri maut pe aansoo bahaye koi.

.... lol...

This is one Thread which really refreshes me,thks.

there are 4 types of relationships between a male(nar) and female(nari).

These relationships with their consequences are written bellow-

relationship consequences

(1) Smart nar+ smart nari= Affair jari
(2) Bevkuf nar + smart nari= Jeb khali
(3) smart nar+bevkuf nari= Per bhari
(4) bevkuf nar +bevkuf nari= Shadi jaree

lol
Funny but true !

Ankit