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#631
9th June 2008, 05:13 PM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
Yes.........
 Kuchh nahi aata.....that is why I inspired from friends like u. an d post here.Present it in well pland manner. BTW, why Bharat mata ?? why not Pita.......?  Quote:
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#632
9th June 2008, 07:47 PM
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10th June 2008, 08:45 AM
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10th June 2008, 11:25 AM
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10th June 2008, 06:44 PM
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Bhart is not striling......
 but with minor change u can convert it ..........bharti.......  here is an other example as........ Chaddha..............and .........Chaddhi........... Quote:
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#637
10th June 2008, 06:53 PM
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Salesman ho toh aisa....
Salesman ho to aisa.....
Ek bar ek Shopping Mall ne ek naya salesman hire kiya. Sale badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni. Boss ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech raha tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.8000/-. Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye, customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye. Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? Yeh ek Rs.1000/- ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid li. Ab total bill bana Rs.20,000/- ka. Boss bahut khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa . . aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good. Ladka bola, ' Sir, woh aadmi to "Whisper" napkin kharidane ayaa tha uski biwi ke liye, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, ''Jaa Machli Pakad''... and it all started from there.... Abhay
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#638
10th June 2008, 07:00 PM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
Tough day at the office?
Feel like slapping someone? Click on the link. Wait till it loads. Then move your mouse swiftly left and right.it's really interesting.... think of a person whom you don't like... http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf Regards, Abhay
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#639
13th June 2008, 10:51 AM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
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#640
13th June 2008, 10:51 AM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
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