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Try to create a folder name CON
in WindowsThis was discovered in India by someone (Don't know who ) |
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Con is a reserved word... short for 'console'. if you are using computers from historic times (DOS 3.2, etc.), you will quickly catch this. More on this at lot of sites including http://www.aldocabrera.com/2006/03/c...h-windows.html
Same is true with PRN Regards, Abhay |
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An un-employed boy went to temple and paryed..........
Hanuman ji, pl do something that I could get a job. after few days the boy got the job at a handsome salary. days went, one day he again reached to temple and prayed.......... Hanumanji, I got a good job because of ur grace.........thanks..........,but now I want to get marrige, if u can arrange a beutiful girl........ who can marry with me.............. again, after some time he got married with a beutiful girl........, years went.......and one fine eve he again reached to temple......... Hanumanji,..........if we could get a son......... This time a voice came from the Murti........."Don't involve me in ur family matter now........"
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Once upon a time lord Shiva & Parvati were on world tour. When they reached in Haryana, Parvati faced thrust so they started searching water.........
Suddnely one boy apeared . Parvati asked him where she can get water but the boy didn't reply. Why he is not replying......... ? Parvati asked Shiva. He can't speek......, he is toungless from his birth. Oh god......., such a handsome boy....can't speek........dear why don't you give him the power to speek.....? Parvati.......there will be some reason for not giving him toung........ , don't interfare in Braham's decision..... No loard........, you have to give him the power to speek........ Finally, Shiva blessed him and asked ..........Bhaiya .......yahan paani kahan milega.......(dear, where we can get the water......) Haan..........main sab kuchh bataunga per pahle ye bolo itni sunder lugai kahan se maari......(yes.... I will definitly tell you but tell me first........from where you picked this beutiful woman)
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a childhood joke put in the best possible manner.. |
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You always experience the consequences of your own acts.
If your acts are right, you'll get good consequences; If your acts are wrong, you'll suffer for it. Sooner or later everyone gets their share... in the bouquet of consequences. |
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Yes.........
![]() Kuchh nahi aata.....that is why I inspired from friends like u. an d post here.Present it in well pland manner. BTW, why Bharat mata ?? why not Pita.......? ![]() |
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striling...simple
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