Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

djsinha · #**611** 17th May 2008, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ank!t007

lol. Thats something unusual.

Microsoft ,Bill gates reminds me some humor.

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok" Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case...ok" This is how business is done!!

Thanks,
Ankit

Too good yaar. Maza aay gaya. Keep it up.

gkpc · #**612** 17th May 2008, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by rkkarnani

Just try it out :

For those of you using Windows, do the following:*
*
1.) Open an empty notepad file* * (Should be a new folder)

2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)* *

3.) Save it as whatever you want.* *

4.) Close it, and re-open it.*

So u see the facts indeed are hiddden

Sir, really liked this one!!!!

rkkarnani · #**613** 20th May 2008, 07:34 AM

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after
the attack on the Pentagon:

"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in
case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies
of everything."

rkkarnani · #**614** 20th May 2008, 07:35 AM

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing to do in connection with that ......

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

djsinha · #**615** 20th May 2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rkkarnani

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing to do in connection with that ......

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

Very good one. Had a good laughter.

Abhishek.Prasad · #**616** 20th May 2008, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkkarnani

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type:

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

what a great discovery in ms word!!!!!!!!!!!

rakeshluthra430 · #**617** 20th May 2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Abhishek.Prasad

what a great discovery in ms word!!!!!!!!!!!

Same outcome even if you type

=rand(100,99)

rkkarnani · #**618** 21st May 2008, 06:07 AM

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
bar man, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The bar man says "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

uasish · #**619** 21st May 2008, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkkarnani

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
bar man, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The bar man says "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Just could not stop Laughing.

ganeshhity · #**620** 29th May 2008, 02:20 PM

after IPL preliminary rounds...

Mukesh Ambani "i watched first 2 games of MI.. and i felt that its waste of money and 3 hrs time..if i sit these 3 hrs in office, i could fetch more crores to reliance... thats' y i send nita n kids for next matches..."

Vijay Mallya "dravid & co. duped me for 450 crores...with such a huge amount, i would have gone on vacation in meditarian with worlds' top models in my arms "

Neslie wadia " i too feel its' waste of my money when i saw behavior of priety after every KKP win"

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