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28th April 2008, 11:26 AM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
On reading your post about prayer remembered this :
O Lord, give me patience !!!!!! But Goddammit, hurry up Lord!!!!! Last edited by gkpc; 28th April 2008 at 07:31 PM. 
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#592
28th April 2008, 07:33 PM
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'honest' meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant. In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant. In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant. AND In the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant. Last edited by gkpc; 28th April 2008 at 07:56 PM.
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28th April 2008, 10:51 PM
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1st May 2008, 01:04 PM
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Two polish salesmen decided to go on a camelride to the Pyramids.
On their way they got thirsty so the first said "let'a have some beers at that bar there" The other told "We can't as we will never find our camel among all the others here" The first said "No problem for me". After two beers and one hour they went to look for their camel and the first polack lifted the tails o camels and said "not our". The other guy said "How can y know our camel from the back? - Y did not even look there when we rented the camel?" The first "I am clever y know I overheard the camel renter saying 'theregoes my camel with two f..ing a##holes on it!"
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#595
1st May 2008, 01:29 PM
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here comes an interview from dubai
Name?? Abdul Aziz Sex?? twice or thrice a week.. No No, we mean, male or female.. not fixed, i do with both male and female...sometimes camel
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#596
1st May 2008, 07:30 PM
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Long time ago
only idiots used to read my jokes. And today, the History continues.........
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2nd May 2008, 10:04 AM
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GOD CREATED MAN
GOD created the DONKEY and told him, 'You will work tireless from sunrise up to sunset, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat grass. You will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!' The DONKEY answered, 'I will be a DONKEY, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years!' and GOD gave him 20 years. GOD created DOG and told him ' You will look after man's house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25years, You will be a DOG!' The DOG answered 'GOD, living 25 years is too much, give only 10 years!' and GOD gave him 10 years. GOD created the MONKEY and told him, 'you will jump from branch to branch you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years, you will be a MONKEY!' The MONKEY answered ' GOD, living 20 years is too much , give me only 10 years!' and GOD gave him 10 years. Finally, GOD created MAN and told him, 'you will be a MAN the only rational being on this earth and you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years. The MAN answered, GOD I will be a man but living 20 years is not enough, why don't you give me the 30 years that the DONKEY refused, the 15 years that the DOG didn't want and the 10 years that the MONKEY refused ?' That was exactly what GOD did, and since then: MAN lives 20 years like a MAN, then he gets married and spends 30 years like a DONKEY, working and carrying the load on his back. Then, when his children leave he spends 15 years like DOG looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him. Then he gets old, retires and spends 10 years like a MONKEY, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse his grandchildren!
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2nd May 2008, 02:17 PM
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2nd May 2008, 02:46 PM
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