Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

Hey Joy_mitali...

I'm leaving for mumbai.....I had applied for hutch....got the offer letter today..

HUTCH ka kutta mar gaya tha..they wanted a suitable candidate...I applied and got thru.........

ho ho ho...keep the smiles always coming in

ganeshhity

Originally Posted by pkjha30

Hi Ganesh
Hope you keep posting here from Mumbai.
Just finished reading your jokes.May be more on laloo bhaiya.
Pankaj

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

pankaj..there's a job for you too ..Rajdhani ka front bulb fuse ho gaya hai......You have to take a lantern and run in front of the train from mumbai to delhi........

HO HO HO ...HA HA HA

Hope you take no offence on this one...

ganeshhity

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

...."when was the last you sharpen your axe"....????? asked the boss...

"Sharpen axe" ????? "I had no time and did not do it since long"..."I was too busy cutting down the tree" ....he replied...

Most of us do the same mistake in life...we are satisfied with what we have and never sharpen our skills......we are satisfied with whatever we've learned..but good is not always good...better is expected....sharpening our skills from time to time is the key to success....

SO WHEN DID YOU LAST SHARPEN YOUR AXE ?????

ganeshhity

Originally Posted by pkjha30

Hi Ganesh
This is your best post I think.

when did we sharpen our axe. One must reflect on that and also get with sharpening one's axe..

Pankaj

Originally Posted by pkjha30

This is your best post I think.

Originally Posted by rvgandhi

I agree.. Ganesh your posts are excellent!! reflects your character and integrity.... All the best on your posting with Hutch... just don't bite me if you see me in Mumbai...

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

Peg After Peg

I never take risk while drinking

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking
out for her

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg

Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the
sink

Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep
it in the black cupboard

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I
will cut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile

Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk



ganeshhity