Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

ganeshhity · #**531** 19th March 2008, 04:33 PM

one of a very good story that I read recently

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

' See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful'

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son.'This guy seems to be a krack..' newly married Anup whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy ' see dad, how beautiful the rain is ..'

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anup ,' cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth'

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied ' we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused...'

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

mnandini28 · #**532** 19th March 2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ganeshhity

The Duck and the Devil

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.
......
Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done... And the devil Keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad Habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.) ....whatever it is....You need to know that God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing..... He has seen your whole life.

He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven.

He's just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave Of you.

The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness, He Not only forgives you, but He forgets . It is by God's grace and Mercy that we are saved.

Go ahead and make the difference in someone's life today. Share This with a friend and always remember : God is at the window.

Dear Ganesh,

May GOD bless you

Nandini

uasish · #**533** 19th March 2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ganeshhity

one of a very good story that I read recently

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

' See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful'

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son.'This guy seems to be a krack..' newly married Anup whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy ' see dad, how beautiful the rain is ..'

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anup ,' cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth'

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied ' we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused...'

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

Excellent !

uasish · #**534** 19th March 2008, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

one of a very good story that I read recently

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

' See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful'

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son.'This guy seems to be a krack..' newly married Anup whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy ' see dad, how beautiful the rain is ..'

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anup ,' cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth'

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied ' we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused...'

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

Excellent ! T'ouche , ouch.

pkjha30 · #**535** 19th March 2008, 07:07 PM

You are a gem Ganesh

Pankaj

ganeshhity · #**536** 19th March 2008, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by uasish

Excellent !

Ahhh..thanks uashish...hope you are enjoying my posts

ganeshhity · #**537** 19th March 2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pkjha30

You are a gem Ganesh

Pankaj

Thanks pk..thanks for your kind words...I feel better whenever i see your comments here...

No...i'm not a gem..what I do is,just shorten the stories which each one here can understand....all the things I post here are part of novels,stories etc...I keep reading a lot and post whatever I feel is worth in the best and shortest possible manner...
Thanks again pk for taking time and writing here

pradeep1 · #**538** 20th March 2008, 04:17 PM

a girl say to a boy

Izabi izab lagti hai
band bottel me sharab lagti hai
sambhal ke rehna e mere dil
aaj unki niat kuchh kharab lagti hai

the boy answered

izabi izab kya hogi
band bottle me sharab kya hogi
jisne dekhe ho tujhse lakho hasin
aaj uski niat kharab kya hogi

rajsingh · #**539** 20th March 2008, 07:22 PM

Since we are talking about bottles,

Sharab samaj ki dushman hai

Aao ise khatam kare

Ek botal tum khatam karo

Ek botal hunm khatam kare.

Cactus · #**540** 20th March 2008, 09:57 PM

Very Nice.

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Originally Posted by ganeshhity

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

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