Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

great going ganesh..

really u opened my eyes..we get too attached to scrip. Dump it at the right time.

Satya

Thanks a lot sir...thanks for atleast taking interest in my threads..
and ya, enjoy the jokes too alongwith humours...

ganeshhity

Absolutely hillarious sequence Ganesh. Could be a bit confusing to comprehend at the first reading for some perhaps..... but for me no problems.....you see my friend, this is almost as if you've seen through me.....'coz it somehow reminds me of myself & my similiar escapades at home. That means that I too never take a risk.

hi ganesh,

quote:
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
:unquote

hilarious week-end reading, ganesh, hilarious !!!

inspite of being a tea-totaller, i still enjoyed !!!

or is is because of being so, i enjoyed this much???



this thread deserves a star rating !

murthymsr

zamane ke darr se teri tasveer toilet mein laga rakhi hai..

deedar ho tera baar baar, issliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai..

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tum door sahi majboor sahi, par yaad tumhari aati hai..

tum saans waha par leti ho..badbu yaha tak aati hai...

mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......mein iss chilman se dekhu..tum uss chilman se dekho......

SALA AAG LAGA DU CHILMAN KO....NA MEIN DEKHU..NA TUM DEKHO

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.


Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery,


the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.


Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,


she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"





(You'll love this!!!)





God replied,



I didn't recognize you."

Dear Joy_mitali....I'm sure you did not take any offense on my statements last evening...I was just there to make you people laugh...i was just joking to make you laugh....if anything was overlimit, I sincerely apologize for it..the first thing I did this morning was to try'n search out any of your thread..but was unable to do so...anyway....I joke a lot and hope you understand it...

ganeshhity

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:
"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a Party and when all the guests had come, he said :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum America mein naukri paa gaya hoon."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo Prasad continued......
"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa -
par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
We are sorry ...... humse galti ho gayee
to intimate you that .........aapko yeh batana hai ki
You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad

Hey Joy_mitali...

I'm leaving for mumbai.....I had applied for hutch....got the offer letter today..

HUTCH ka kutta mar gaya tha..they wanted a suitable candidate...I applied and got thru.........

ho ho ho...keep the smiles always coming in

ganeshhity