Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

hi,

nice jokes

keep it up


thanks

sharv

Everything in life is temporary
Darkness of the night;or a bright day
Even sunrise is temporary:so is sunset

So if the things are going good, enjoy it because it won’t last forever
And if things are going bad, don’t worry.
Because it won’t last forever either.

EVERYTHING PASSES BY

PS:The heading of this thread is jokes,humours and shayaris...so do not get confused, humours will also be posted here...jokes,shayaris will also follow in due course of time...

ganeshhity

Original stuff or what? Nice reading though.

Not original thought sir,
Copied from somewhere...

Never mind, copied or original...
moral of the story is ....Share good things ....

ganeshhity

Don't take offence to my post Ganesh. Was just trying to get your source (somewhere as you say) if any, that's all. Sharing of that too would make the sharing process complete.....and by the way, am reading & enjoying all your Jokes, Humour & Shayaris on a regular basis. Keep up the good work my friend.

Sir,

Did my comment made you feel that I took your statement as offense??????...not at all sir, I enjoy all the comments here....I had replied your query in a very happy mood and thought...never make anything out of it....I read it on some motivational site while surfing.....

thanks a lot for your interests in my thread....

ganeshhity

LOVE YOUR MONEY...NOT THE STOCKS !!!!!

I do not remember where I read the following story(maybe in Traderji itself).. but a nice one......I'll put it in very short......

A person while fishing in sea lost direction...he was surrounded by storms and waves...he closed his eye and prayed god to save him...he was hit by something and lost concious...when he woke up, he saw himself on the shore..he was amazed how he was saved ???? there was a bamboo beneath him.. he concluded that he was saved because this bamboo had flown him here....he thanked god and made this bamboo his god...he planned to take the bamboo with him and worship it for the rest of his life.....

The bamboo had become, by the time too heavy by absorbing lots of water... he walked and walked..he was tired, but never kept bamboo down...he continued the journey....day and night, he walked...while he was passing through a jungle(bleeding very badly), gautam buddha saw him..called him and asked hime..."do you not find bamboos in your village"???...he replied "we have lots of bamboo trees in our village"..."then is this some special kind of bamboo???"..."NO"...he replied...he then narrated the whole story...
Buddha laughed and said.."my dear friend..accepted that this bamboo saved your life, but now this is the enemy of your life...in this jungle full of ferocious animals...you may die out of starvation and carrying this bamboo...leave it and go to your village..this bamboo saved your life....it's role is over...now do not let it kill you.....

The man understood this..thanked buddha, left bamboo and preceeded towards his village....
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We have seen this lot a many times, when a person gains money out of a particular stock, he starts loving it and invests in the same...does not even withdraw at initial losses and thus looses a lot later...

I hope you understand now what I mean when I say...LOVE YOUR MONEY, NOT THE STOCKS....

ganeshhity

Old story or new, the analogy puts the bottom line in very clear perspective. Thanks once again Ganesh for holding the candle up to us.

NEVER WASTE TIME IN MAKING RIGHT DECISION......JUST MAKE A DECISION AND WORK HARD TO MAKE THE DECISION RIGHT...

ganeshhity

Peg After Peg

I never take risk while drinking

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking
out for her

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg

Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the
sink

Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep
it in the black cupboard

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I
will cut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile

Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk



ganeshhity