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Ha ji sir...

arz kiya hai--
tum doooor sahi, majboor sahi, perr yaad tumhari aati hai...

tum saans waha par leti ho..badbu yaha tak aati hai..

ganeshhity

Good one, Rajesh.

Praveen.

Thanx Praveen

Sardarji And Marwadi

On a flight from Mumbai to Delhi, a Sardaji got a seat next to a Marwadi Trader. Marwadi knew that the Sardars are dumb, so he tried to encash on that.
To kill time till they land in Delhi, he invited Sardar to play a game--each one has to ask a question to the other one-- whoever fails to answer the question correctly would pay a thousand rupees to the other.

Sadarji knew that he would lose to Marwadi, so, he refused to play.

But Marwadi wont let him go--he offered to pay Sadarji Rs.2k if he fails to answer Sardars' question. On the otherhand, Sardar would have to pay only Rs.1K if he fails to answer Marwadi's question. Sardar refused again.

Then Marwadi said he would pay 5k against 1k from Sardar. Sardar refused. Marwadi was cock sure about winning. He offered Rs.10k against Sardarji's Rs 1k. This time, Sardar thought for a while and then agreed!

Marwadi allowed Sardaji to ask the question first. Sardar thought for a while and asked--"What goes up a hill on three legs and comes down the hill in four legs?" Marwadi did not know the answer-- he scratched his head all the way till Delhi, yet, he could not figure it out. Finally he gave up and paid Rs.10k to Sardar.

Now, it was Marwadi's turn to ask the question-- flummoxed, he shot the same question back at Sardarji--what goes up the hill in 3 legs and comes down in 4 legs?

Sardar said, he too does not know the answer and paid 1K to Marwadi and got down from the plane!

( This was originaly a Blonde joke,adapted to Indian setup.
Sardar and the Marwadi have great lessons for Stock traders. Look at the way how Sardar was skeptical of his own capabilities and accepted the wager only when the odd were greatly in his favour. He knew that his loss is limited to 1k only. On the other hand, Marwadi was like a Trader who has had a recent streak of winning trades. He felt that he was invincible and placed a huge bet to win just 1k. This is how, over-confidence kills smart-asses in the stock market)

Teacher:..... Where does God live?
Little boy:........ I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why,why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door of our bathroom and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Excellent...

Raheshrao1,

"Sardarji And Marwadi"

Enjoyed the analogy.

Asish

This was forwarded to me :=
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:

"I'm afraid he died last week. " she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this
time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO
YOU KEEP CALLING?"
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" Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. .

Good one.

Praveen.

Good Stuff.