Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

aca_trader · #21 23rd March 2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by superkap

This is for you, aca_trader, and all others who read T-Shirt sayings:

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

ganeshhity · #22 23rd March 2006, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superkap

This is for you, aca_trader, and all others who read T-Shirt sayings:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my MIND the most.

I have only one NERVE left, and YOU are standing on it!

My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate...
So now I have 2 girlfriends.

Nobody is Perfect. I am Nobody.

Fly carries diseases. Make sure yours is zipped.

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Why doesn't Jesus eat M&Ms? 'Coz they keep falling through his hands.

Three words you never wanna hear whilst making love?
"Honey, I'm home!"

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS?
A ***** who knows everything.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?
'Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

It's no accident that 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'.

Men, when rich, become naughty; Women, when naughty, become rich!

(.)(.) 16 years
( . )( . ) 26 years
( . )( . ) 36 years
What are you thinking?
Don't read too much of Traderji, specs will get bigger!

hey superkap,

lol !!!!!!
HO HO HO HO HA HA HA

ganeshhity · #23 25th March 2006, 01:15 PM

Lauta do mere College Ke Din

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,

Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,

Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,

Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,

Woh Teekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani…..

Woh College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,

Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the... jaani,

Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,

Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi,

Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,

Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa ©...

Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani………..

Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,

Woh project ki Khatir - tha dar dar bhataknaa ,

Woh lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa,

Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,

Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,

Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……….

Woh dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana,

Woh doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,

Woh seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa,

Woh workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa,

Woh slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna,

Phir Exam ke din ko – tha bechain hona,

Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……..

College ki thi - woh lambi si raatein,

Woh doston se tapre pe - pyaari si Baatein;

Woh gathering ke din ka – jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;

Woh kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa;

Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi -------

Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana…

Woh teekha samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani…….

Woh teekha samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani……

ganeshhity · #24 27th March 2006, 12:35 PM

BOOO HOOOOOO,
Saint, amitda, and other seniors.....mere saare stock analysis per koi believe nahi kar raha...traderji forum mein har koi mujhe daant raha hai...per dekhna....mera number jaroor ayega...

ganeshhity

superkap · #25 28th March 2006, 04:54 PM

Hey ganesh, you're great. You write jokes, and shayris. Did you write the one about "woh college ki canteen..." It was great.

ganeshhity · #26 28th March 2006, 05:40 PM

Poops !!!!!!

apun galti se Senior Member ban hi gaya......

ganeshhity

sks · #27 28th March 2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ganeshhity

Poops !!!!!!

apun galti se Senior Member ban hi gaya......

ganeshhity

Yup I was waiting for it....all the best,congrats and thanks a lot for serving us...I used your tips and gained a lot....
sks

AMITBE · #28 29th March 2006, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

BOOO HOOOOOO,
Saint, amitda, and other seniors.....mere saare stock analysis per koi believe nahi kar raha...traderji forum mein har koi mujhe daant raha hai...per dekhna....mera number jaroor ayega...

ganeshhity

Are Ganesh bhaiya...tumhen kaun daant sakta hai bhala...bade jor dar tips de rahe ho.
Aur number to kabhi ka agaya tumhara...gin sakte ho ke nahi?
Ab to traderji ke bade bujurg bhi to ho chale ho!
Pura vishwas hai tum par...chalte chalo!

ganeshhity · #29 30th March 2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AMITBE

Are Ganesh bhaiya...tumhen kaun daant sakta hai bhala...bade jor dar tips de rahe ho.
Aur number to kabhi ka agaya tumhara...gin sakte ho ke nahi?
Ab to traderji ke bade bujurg bhi to ho chale ho!
Pura vishwas hai tum par...chalte chalo!

Hi amitda,
Nice to see your post here.....this month was very bad for me in stocks...listened to the broker house (Indiabulls) and lost a lot because of so called their analysis..will try and cover up the losses in 3 months...any fresh tips from your side (except Rel cap ven and Rel Ene vent ltd..coz these are sure to come up in my portfolio soon)....learnt a lot from your posts and will continue doing so...

ganeshhity

ganeshhity · #30 31st March 2006, 05:10 PM

Maine Tumse Pyaar Kiya....
Tere Baap Ne Mujhko Peeta..
Tan Ki Shakti Man Ki Shakti...bournvita..

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