Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

ganeshhity · #**251** 23rd August 2006, 04:57 PM

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ganeshhity

srisara · #**252** 23rd August 2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aca_trader

If I rightly understood the perspective of yours with exchanging places of men & women, the feminists are sharpening their swords for your head.

My Sincere Regards,

--Ashish

why dont you be frontline support to me?

Satya

ganeshhity · #**253** 23rd August 2006, 04:58 PM

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman want to join a club. Englishman goes up to the boss and says he wants to join. Boss says 'go blow up a building.' he goes and blows up a building, comes back and the boss says how many letters in the alphabet. Englishman replies 26. Boss: ok you can join. Scotsman goes up to the boss and says he wants to join. Boss says 'go blow up a building.' he goes and blows up a building, comes back and the boss says how many letters in the alphabet. Scotsman replies 26. Boss: ok you can join. Irishman goes and says he wants to jion.Boss says go blow up a building. He blows up a building and comes back. Boss says how many letters in the alphabet. Irishman says 24. Boss looks at him and says how do you make that one out.Irishman replies:I just blew up B&Q! HA!HA!HA! (B&Q is a shop that we have in England if noones heard of it)

ganeshhity · #**254** 23rd August 2006, 05:01 PM

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your A#S!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

ganeshhity · #**255** 23rd August 2006, 05:04 PM

heres the greatest joke: a panda walks into a bar, orders some food, eats it, shoots the bartender, then leaves. a man from the bar runs after him, "hey! why the hell did u do that?"
the panda turns to the guy, "im a panda looki it up in the dictionary"
so the guy goes home grabs a dictionary,and flips to panda. he scans the definition: "panda; eats shoots and leaves

ganeshhity · #**256** 23rd August 2006, 05:06 PM

A bear and a rabbit are walking throught the woods and they come across a lamp, they pick it up and rub it and a genie pops out and says
"You have freed me from my lamp and now I will give you each 3 wishes." The Bear says
"I Wish all the bears in this forest, apart from me, were female" and the genie clicks his fingers and says
"It is done" And the rabbit says
"I want a motorbike" The bears next wish is
"I wish all the bears in the country, apart from me, were female" And the rabbit says
"I want a motorcycle helmet" Then the bear says
"I wish all the bears in the world, apart from me were female" and the genie looks at the rabbit, who's on his motorcycle with his helmet on and reving it up, and the genie says
"What is your last wish" and the rabbit looks at the bear and says" I wish he was gay" And speeds off.

aca_trader · #**257** 23rd August 2006, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srisara

why dont you be frontline support to me?

Satya

Because I have yet to experience a wife first hand.

pkjha30 · #**258** 23rd August 2006, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srisara

not being partisan to men, i read a different version of this, with the man and the woman exchanging the places..

Satya

Well Satya
This story is not about man or woman but about engineers and managers.
You as Computer Engineer and the HR manager

Pankaj

ganeshhity · #**259** 24th August 2006, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pkjha30

Well Satya
This story is not about man or woman but about engineers and managers.
You as Computer Engineer and the HR manager

Pankaj

Manager ?????? or a DAMAGER...

lol..

ganeshhity

kuldeep49 · #**260** 25th August 2006, 12:42 PM

One day some years ago at a school in South London a teacher
said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give 20 pounds to the child who can tell
me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The
teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.
Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus
Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here
and I'll give you the 20 pounds."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know
Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business
is business!"

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