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23rd August 2006, 11:16 AM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
has been long journey now...I don't know whether people got time to view this thread...I would be undergoing a short recap of earlier posts...
enjoy !!!! ganeshhity 
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#242
23rd August 2006, 11:17 AM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
Tum door sahi, majboor sahi...
par yaad tumhari aati hai... tum saans waha par leti ho, badbu yaha tak aati hai... --------------------------------------- tumne mere tan se khela.. tumne mere man se khela... tumne mere tan se khela, tumne mere man se khela.. aur to aur...tumne mere dhan se bhi khela... WELL PLAYED..WELL PLAYED...WELL PLAYED... ganeshhity
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#243
23rd August 2006, 11:18 AM
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GODISNOWHERE
This can be read as .... GOD IS NOW HERE..... Like everything in Life ,The way you see thing always Depend on your View.............. ------------------------------------------------- Raam ne Site se Shaadi ki, Rawan ne Sita ko Kidnap kiya, Hanumaan ne Sita ko bachaya. Ab VASTAVA mai hero kaun??? ? ? ? ? Sanjay Dutt! ------------------------------------------------------- Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange main raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange, bas yaar... Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai! ---------------------------------------------------------- Taste this joke.... Do u feel the taste of Ginger? No ? Well., BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD..... ganeshhity
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#244
23rd August 2006, 11:19 AM
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Arz kiya hai....
unki galiyon mein ghoomte ghoomte kutte hamare yaar ho gayein... woh to hamari ho na saki...Hum kutto ke sardar ho gayein.. All the best... baaki break ke bad.. ganeshhity
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#245
23rd August 2006, 12:31 PM
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude an spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist."I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far. "The woman below responded, "You must be Management." "I am, "replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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#246
23rd August 2006, 12:48 PM
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not being partisan to men, i read a different version of this, with the man and the woman exchanging the places..  Satya
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#247
23rd August 2006, 02:10 PM
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My Sincere Regards,  --Ashish
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#248
23rd August 2006, 04:46 PM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
here is just another of similar kind...
ENJOY !!!!! Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!" ganeshhity
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#249
23rd August 2006, 04:49 PM
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Why was the fireman burried over the hill???
Cause he was DEAD!!! hahahahaha ganeshhity
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#250
23rd August 2006, 04:50 PM
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The Pakistani, the french and the english man were competion about who could be the longest in a pighouse. first the french man goes in, and after five minutes he comes out and says "the pig farted". Then the english man goes in and after seven minutes he comes out and says "the pig farted". Finally the swede goes in and after ten minutes the pig comes out and says "THE PAKISTANI FARTED"
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