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18th March 2006, 03:40 PM
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. IF U FORGET ME THEN
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32..... I'll break all 32 teeth of yours... --------------------------------------------------------- Hitlar bhi chala gaya, saddam bhi pakada gaya, laden ka bhi pata nahi, teri bhi tabiyat thik nahi reheti, lagata hai dharti par SATYUG aane wala hai... ------------------------------------------------------------- Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower so let me lift my leg n give u a shower. Wah-Wah ----------------------------------------------------------------- Long time ago only idiots used to read my jokes. And today, the History continues......... ------------------------------------------------ Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha ---------------------------------------------------- I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST & the most beautiful person on the earth, but then i thought..... SUICIDE is a CRIME..! 
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18th March 2006, 03:43 PM
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anything to buy at current levels..what do you suggest......
one more similar to this one:- to dil maange, dil de du... tu jaan maange, jaan de du.... tu dhadkan maange, dhadkan de du.... tu pyaar mange, pyaar de du, tu chand mange, chand de du.. tu jigar maange.... Bus Bus...sala departmental store samajh rakha hai kya... hadd ho gayee bheekh mangne ki !!!!!
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18th March 2006, 03:46 PM
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Hey chups !!!!!!
make up your mind and get married... bhai shaadi ke baad...MAIN HO NAA !!!
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18th March 2006, 03:48 PM
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19th March 2006, 12:44 PM
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A lady from 2nd floor asking bananawala: kaise diya?
Bananawala: memsaab aath me bara. Lady: saat me tera deta hai to ooper aaja.
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20th March 2006, 04:01 PM
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seems, someone is missing the track here....please make sure that you do not post any dirty jokes...I started this thread just for pure refreshment.. hope you understand.. ganeshhity
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21st March 2006, 10:42 AM
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Law 1.Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.
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22nd March 2006, 06:13 PM
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz yaha column likh kar karke paap karta hoon. ------------------------------------------------ Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log traderji mein likh rahein hai aur dhakkan log usse padh rahe hain ------------------------------------------------ Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi ------------------------------------------------ apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai, jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti, apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey ------------------------------------------------ Bhagwan se Pani manga to sagar diya, Phool manga to bageecha diya, Ghar manga to mahal diya, Paisa manga to amitbe, saint aur aap ka number diya.... KAB Aau LENE! ------------------------------------------- Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho Saya koi lahraye to lagta hai ke tum ho Ab tum hi bataao meri jaan, tum kisi bhoot se kam ho? ----------------------------- Bas nazraun se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi darane ki Ham yunhi behosh ho gaye hote kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki ---------------------------------------- Jaani, jalti ko aag kehte hai, Kobra ko naag kehte hai... garden ko baag kehte hai... aur jo aape nahin hai...ussi ko dimaag kehte hai... ---------------------------------------------- Bas nazraun se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi darane ki Ham yunhi behosh ho gaye hote kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki ------------------------------------------------- Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain Par unke bachche bade kameene hain Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain ------------------------------------------------------ Bahutgussaatahaijabkoiadamibinaspacekeyarticlelikh tahai, aurbhimajaaatahaijabkoibevkoofuseankhenphadphadkep adtahai!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Last edited by ganeshhity; 22nd March 2006 at 06:18 PM.
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23rd March 2006, 02:13 PM
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23rd March 2006, 02:42 PM
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