Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

jaideep · #**171** 21st May 2006, 08:36 PM

Ccs...............

jaideep · #**172** 21st May 2006, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rahulg77

Hi All,

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a
bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied,

"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

Rahul

Hmmm....

vedhaas · #**173** 23rd May 2006, 09:15 AM

hi ganesh,

your stock market story has become so popular that i have been getting links and mails of the story in my box.

Lets us have more humours and jokes while waiting in the sidelines,

Cheers,
veda vyas

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

THIS IS HOW STOCK MARKET WORKS !!!!!

Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs. 10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys went out in the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at 10 and as supply started to diminish and villagers started to stop their effort he announced that now he would buy at 20 rupees. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching moneys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to 25 and the supply of monkeys became so that it was an effort to even see a monkey let alone catch it. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at 50! However, since had to go to the city on some business his assistant would now buy on behalf of the man. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will
sell them to you at 35 and when the man comes back you can sell it to him for 50."

The villagers queued up with all their saving to buy the monkeys.

Phir na woh aadmi mila na us ka assistant........... Sirf bandar hee bandar.....

Take Care

Ganeshhity

ganeshhity · #**174** 23rd May 2006, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vedhaas

hi ganesh,

your stock market story has become so popular that i have been getting links and mails of the story in my box.

Lets us have more humours and jokes while waiting in the sidelines,

Cheers,
veda vyas

oki boss.....

ganeshhity

cemcompusoft · #**175** 24th May 2006, 05:59 AM

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pkjha30 · #**176** 24th May 2006, 11:43 AM

Eu Tu...
????

pkjha30 · #**177** 24th May 2006, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cemcompusoft

ABOUT MARRIAGE -

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Hi

You missed Bernard Shaw on marriage

and another one

Pankaj

jaideep · #**178** 24th May 2006, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pkjha30

Hi

You missed Bernard Shaw on marriage......

......"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."

Pankaj

Are we getting a bit naughty here? Nice one though. If Traderji permits us to be a little naughty (no vulgarity ofcourse), maybe the flood gates will open.

Will only be too willing to contribute my mite.

pkjha30 · #**179** 24th May 2006, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaideep

Are we getting a bit naughty here? Nice one though. If Traderji permits us to be a little naughty (no vulgarity ofcourse), maybe the flood gates will open. Will only be too willing to contribute my mite.

Hi jaideep

Its a quite famous quote in Shaw's execellent essay on Marriage.
Except showing incompatibility between men and women, nothing else is intended by Bernard Shaw. Frankly, I didn't know it could be interpreted otherwise.

Well it may be taken out with my apology to both jaideep and Bernard Shaw who was a literary giant.

Pankaj

ganeshhity · #**180** 25th May 2006, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pkjha30

Hi jaideep

Its a quite famous quote in Shaw's execellent essay on Marriage.
Except showing incompatibility between men and women, nothing else is intended by Bernard Shaw. Frankly, I didn't know it could be interpreted otherwise.

Well it may be taken out with my apology to both jaideep and Bernard Shaw who was a literary giant.

Pankaj

marriage is not when two similar people with similar minds know how to stay together...It is when two non-similar people come and learn to enjoy their differences......who said this...well "ganeshhity" said this...

man, if there can be a legend called Shaw, why can't there be a legend called ganeshhity...

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