Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

Then ganesh shetty jumps in and buys the monkeys for 15 again from poor villagers and put a TA question in the forum. Will it go up?

Ganesh, just kidding yaar, we all are in the same boat....

wonderful story with a real fact hidden in it.
Satya

yup..and amitbe, saint and others replying back with candlestick theory... cup theory.....proving when will it come up...when can it go down..depending upon the volumes of monkeys traded in the secondary market (I mean without the person and his assistants)...and finally maybe some day, the monkeys would be selling at a profit of more than 1450% in market..(remember the UNITECH story).....joke joke amitda and saint...no harsh sentiments meant...u people are real genious in terms....

amazingly friend, this joke was made by me while at lunch a day on how the real estate works(we are into real estate business, closely associated with DLF, Vipul, Vatika group etc..) I twisted it and posted it here...amazed to see responses...anyway, a small moral peeping in the story...

thanks..and wait for the next big joke...why men are smarter then women..

keep enjoying......

ganeshhity

Life should not be a journey to grave...
with the intention of arriving safely
in an attractive and well -preserved body.....


But rather to skid in sideways,
champagne in one hand,
strawberries in the other,
body thouroughly used up,
totally worn out and screaming

"Wo-hooooo...What a ride !!!!!"

ganeshhity

Why men are smarter then women......



I guess the below joke is for Guys..though girls too can read it!!! ;-)

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.



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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.





Ho ho ho HA ha ha



ganeshhity

It's great that you took in a very positive way with a very humorous reply.

Satya

Hi Ganesh...sure some of us do the cup and handles and candlesticks, but hey, we get a good laugh from all the great stuff you post too!

And as for your above theory about men being smarter than women, let me post a modern fairy tale that should dispel some notions :

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce, she laughed to herself and said “I don’t ***king think so.”

Enjoy!!

Hi amitda,

I'm sure you did not take any offense on my statement.......

Anyway, regarding your joke, wise men have the last laugh....

Everybody had laugh at traderji....srisara,saint etc etc etc..

anyone still left ??????
yes...joy...u had it tooo....

Everyone had laugh.....

OK...now my turn....

HO HO HO HA HA HA...ganeshhity laughs...(wise men have the last laugh..I repeat)...

Ohh a poor joke...

ganeshhity

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."


ganeshhity

Apun dono ka jodi bole to ekdum jhakkas...
apun dhoop...tupun chaav..
apun cigrette ..tupun lighter....
apun paan..tupun peek....
apun shunky..tupun funky
apun tarzan...tupun....tupun monkey...

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arz kiya hai....i am a dog...you are a flower

zarra dhyaan se suniye....I am a dog and you are a flower..

wah wah wah wah

I am a dog and you are a flower...
so come near me...let me give you a shower..

ganeshhity

For a moment, life could be still...

But never in a lifetime, can a moment be still...

LIVE EVERY MOMENT !!!!!

ganeshhity