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2nd May 2006, 11:21 AM
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There is fire in plane and all passenger are requested to jump with respective parachutes....all jump...only 3 remain...a small kid, a sardar and saint (padri)..
only two parachutes are left...2 will be saved and one has to sacrifice...now there is a fight among three...... after sometime....the kid says, father, I'm a liability on earth..I have nothing to do...you take the parachute and jump..you are the torch bearer and the world wants you...saint says...son, I've lived my life..you have lots in front of you.....I'll not jump...you take it and go ahead, I'll sacrifice my life.... the debate is going on..the sardar is smart..ties the parachute and jumps.... the saint says...son only one parachute is left..you take it..you have full life in front of you....the kid says..."father, both of us are saved..the sardar has tied my school bag and jumped..we have two parachutes in the plane".. ganeshhity 
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#122
2nd May 2006, 08:12 PM
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Mera yaar Ganesh, sachmuch yeh tera hi dhar hai.
Truly Ganesh, this thread belongs to you & only you 'cause you're doing a damn good job of it. I don't think readers of this thread even have enough time to respond to or appreciate your humour; that's how fast you keep them coming. God bless you for this. 
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#123
3rd May 2006, 11:15 AM
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following is just for the readers of my thread... Tum haste raho..haste hi raho...muskurate raho...yu hi haste raho... haste hi raho...mera kya hai....log tumhe hi pagal kahenge... ganeshhity
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#124
3rd May 2006, 07:50 PM
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#125
4th May 2006, 03:08 PM
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Some important things to notice:-
If your father is a poor man; It is your fate. If your father-in-law is a poor man, It’s your typical idiocy.. I was born intelligent; But the education ruined me. Practice makes perfect; But nobody’s perfect... So why practice... If it’s true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for??? Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak. Money is not everything There is Mastercard and Visa too One should love animals… They are sooooo tasty.. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.. And behind every unsuccessful one, there are two Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. The wise never marry.. And when they marry they become otherwise  Money is a relative term The more you have money, more would be your relatives.  Your future depends upon your dreams So go to sleep… Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk??? The more you learn, The more you know, The more you know, The more you forget, The more you forget, The less you know. So......why learn???? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops On my desk, I have a work station…WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ganeshhity
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#126
4th May 2006, 03:10 PM
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I'll be posting some very hillarious sequence here....keep watching....a story would be soon posted here proving that men are really smarter than women..
ganeshhity
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#127
4th May 2006, 03:29 PM
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......Saint
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#128
4th May 2006, 03:33 PM
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#129
4th May 2006, 04:03 PM
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ganeshhity
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#130
4th May 2006, 04:09 PM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
Laloo ji Jindabad !!!!!
Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car. The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay for the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened. The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai.Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de diya. " Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek batao.Tum unko kya bola tha?" The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon." ganeshhity
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