Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

ganeshhity · #**111** 29th April 2006, 06:52 PM

Sardar se pange nahi lene ka....Kya !!!!!

Yes...No

Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!

Flag

Once a sardar goes to a cloth store.he said to the owner bhai indian flag dikhana...shopkeeper shows him some flags.sardarji looks at them and thinks for a while and says something.........bhai isme aur colours dikhana!!!

SMS

Santa to banta,"oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai".Banta" vo is liye, ki agar tujhe ek forward karna ho to dusra to tere paas rehna chahiye".

Coffee

Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo. Wife:but why? Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.

Introducing

A sardar was introuducing his family to his friend ,this is my sardarni, this is my kid,and this is my kidney.

Father

What frustrates the Sardarji when his wife delivered twins?

He wonders who is the father of the second child.

His Last Wish

Three men had commited a crime and had to be executed on an electric chair.

One man was Muslim, one was Hindu, and the other was a Sardar.

Now, when time came for them to be executed, they each got their last wish.

The Muslim wished for a chance to pray to Allah, and the Hindu wanted to pray to his Bhagvan and because they prayed,the electric chair broke. When the Sardar was asked his last wish, he said "I don't wanna die in a broken chair, FIX IT!"

Sardar trying to prove that sardars can fool others

One sardar wants to prove the world that sardars can also fool others.

He decides to stare into the sky for nothing in the day time on a motor way for an hour.

He wanted to fool the people who followed him.

when he turned back after an hour, do u know what he saw....... only sardars staring at the sky along with him!!!!

ganeshhity

feels_good_today · #**112** 30th April 2006, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

First day @ school

Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

ganeshhity

cant stop laughing.

jaideep · #**113** 30th April 2006, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganeshhity

Sardar at his best

Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side.

Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, "Oye Abdul!" .....

.......BANG! He goes!

Ganeshhity

Ganesh my friend, you simply ooze with humour. Really loved this one. Keep 'em coming & I'll lap them up.

ganeshhity · #**114** 1st May 2006, 11:24 AM

Arz kiya hai-----

Unki galiyon mein ghoomte ghoomte kutte hamare yaar ho gayein...
Woh to hamari ho na saki...HUM KUTTO KE SARDAR HO GAYEIN...

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Tajmahal kya cheez hai, usase bhi badi banwaunga,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan hui thi...Tujhe to mein zinda hi dafnaunga..

ganeshhity

ganeshhity · #**115** 1st May 2006, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaideep

Ganesh my friend, you simply ooze with humour. Really loved this one. Keep 'em coming & I'll lap them up.

Oye,,,,,phukkat ka hai kya...
ho ho ho ...

ganeshhity

ganeshhity · #**116** 2nd May 2006, 10:50 AM

When you reach for the stars...
you may not get one....
but you won't come up,
with a handful of mud either...

ganeshhity

ganeshhity · #**117** 2nd May 2006, 10:51 AM

When you reach for the stars...
you may not get one....
but you won't come up,
with a handful of mud,either...

ganeshhity

ganeshhity · #**118** 2nd May 2006, 10:52 AM

ganeshhity is A Proud Indian ! ...are you ??????

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands

explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception.

A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.

"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita

why she is an Indian.

"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom

was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.

"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."

FORWARD THIS, IF YOU ARE AN INDIAN, TO OTHER PROUD INDIANS, WILL YOU ?

Ganeshhity....

ganeshhity · #**119** 2nd May 2006, 10:59 AM

The Indian Guts !!!!!

A ship is sailing in the midst of ocean...

A German,Japanese and Indian are on the deck.....All fighting over which country has more guts...all of a sudden, the german throws his watch, calls his servant and asks to dive in ocean and get back the watch....the servant jumps, takes round of the ship, searches and gets the watch...comes back to the ship...German says...See the German guts !!!!!!

The Japanese on this throws his watch...calls his servant after 1 hour when the ship is much further in ocean....asks servant to get the same..."yes sir" replies the servant and jumps into the ocean.....taken 20 rounds of the ship..says good bye and disappears in the ocean..returns one day later to the ship with the watch.......See the Japanese Guts !!!!!

Now it was Indian's turn.........throws his watch...calls his servant and asks him to do the same.....servant replies "tere baap ka naukar hu......1000 rs. dete ho, poori tairaki karvaoge(am i a servant of your dad..you pay me 1000 rs, will you make me swim full for that)....mur (die) gaya to kya mere parivaar ko tera baap palega(If i die, will your father look after my family)....he slams the door and goes back......That's the Indian Guts....see

ganeshhity

ganeshhity · #**120** 2nd May 2006, 11:15 AM

There is a sudden announcement in plane that the engine has failed and all passengers are required to jump after tieing up respective parachutes...all jump at the destinations...now 3 remain..Pakistani, African and a Siberian..

They are waiting for the turn...The pilot asks Siberian..How do you know that we are passing through Siberia.....It's simple, he replies and puts his hand out of the plane..there is snow on his watch.....It is Siberia and he jumps....
Now how will know and jump Mr. African...asks the pilot....It's simple, the reply comes....African puts his hand out..the watch melts...see this is Africa and he jumps....Now Mr. Pakistani, how will you know where is Pakistan... neither will you have snow over your watch..neither will it melt......
Ohhh, mine is even simple...replies the Pakistani.....see...he puts his hand out and all of a sudden after 5 minutes, his watch is stolen.....See this is Pakistan....and he jumps.......

Bole to ...Pakistan hai bhaiiya...

ganeshhity

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