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28th April 2006, 04:24 PM
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28th April 2006, 04:26 PM
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28th April 2006, 05:12 PM
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28th April 2006, 06:17 PM
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dhichkauuuuunnnnn !!!!!! ganeshhity
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28th April 2006, 06:24 PM
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Have a nice and happy life ahead in this world.....invest,gain...Enjoy too !!!! ganeshhity
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29th April 2006, 06:37 PM
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Gandhiji chale gayein.....
Nehruji bhi nahee rahein..... Subhash Chandra Bose bhi vida ho gayein... Meri bhi tabiyat theek nahi rehti..... Hey bhagwaan ab iss desh ka kya hoga... ganeshhity
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29th April 2006, 06:38 PM
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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: "Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks. Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a Party and when all the guests had come, he said : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum America mein naukri paa gaya hoon." Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya We are sorry ...... humse galti ho gayee to intimate you that .........aapko yeh batana hai ki You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad ganeshhity
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29th April 2006, 06:39 PM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
Sardar at his best
Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side. Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, "Oye Abdul!" A guy gets up from other trench, "Kya hai be" Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. The guy is shot dead! Kartar Singh shouts again, "Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai ?" BANG BANG both khalaas! Kartar Singh shouts again,"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono khalaas! Pakistanis get worried, they think: Ye Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? They decide to try the trick themselves. "Abe Gurdev Singh" silence "Oye Gurdev Singh!!" silence "O bhai, Gurdev Singh!" This time some one says, "Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?" Pakistani gets up, "Main" BANG! He goes! Ganeshhity
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29th April 2006, 06:40 PM
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Re: Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!
First day @ school
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. "Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent." Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??" "No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?" The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old." ganeshhity
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