Jokes, Humours and shayaris !!!!!!

pkjha30 · #**1031** 20th September 2008, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by citrus

Most probably

Apart from jokes.

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pk

pkjha30 · #**1032** 20th September 2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by uasish

Jokes are flows where there is always a possibility that the thin line of vulguratity is crossed in some jokes,OK but if it is repeated then that member may be pointed out for the same.
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This is absolutely my personal opinion,not wearing the Hat of a Moderator,but as a regular visitor to this particular section/thread for last few yrs.

I agree with you on what you said in post.To understand that thin line of vulgarity is what is meant by education, wisdom and culture. Repeat jokes with increasing enthusiasm points to degrading trend.

But your responsibility as a moderator/regular visitor transcends that of ordinary members.So I would suggest that if such a thing would be continued , better in a separate thread with restricted access. members should have decency not to abuse the thread of other members and to post on their own.Those who want to avoid need not read.
PK

drpsiva · #**1033** 20th September 2008, 02:37 PM

Little johny ;

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!

L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.

pkjha30 · #**1034** 20th September 2008, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cheeku

I personally don't acknowledge such jokes........
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pkjha30 · #**1035** 20th September 2008, 03:10 PM

Some of the Forum Rules for general guidance are needed to be reiterated

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Traderji.com was formed with a mission to bring together Indian stock & commodity traders and investors to discuss, share, exchange ideas and experiences (good & not so good) with each other in order to make informed, intelligent and profitable trading decisions.

A forum is a place to discuss your experiences or views and derive additional information form others. We therefore request all members (both novice and professionals) to actively participate in all discussions.

(6) NO ABUSIVE & IRRESPONSIBLE POSTING - You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use Traderji.com to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law.

I am sure traderji would like to review and delete all such posts deemed inappropriate. At the risk of being again called Moral Police Man(police is there because thieves are there) I would request everyone to respect the rules and avoid posting matters which could be classified as per Forum Rule (6).

pk

Traderji · #**1036** 20th September 2008, 03:39 PM

I request all members to delete their posts in this thread that violates the forum rules, namely:

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Failure to do so will lead to your permenant ban from Traderji.com!

vasa1 · #**1037** 20th September 2008, 05:29 PM

The sad thing about humour, is that very often the humourist ends up offending someone or the other in ways that were unintended.

I don't think any one posting here intentionally wanted to hurt someone but that doesn't mean that folks don't get offended.

ganeshhity · #**1038** 20th September 2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Traderji

I request all members to delete their posts in this thread that violates the forum rules, namely:

(6) NO ABUSIVE & IRRESPONSIBLE POSTING - You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use Traderji.com to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law.

Failure to do so will lead to your permenant ban from Traderji.com!

Hi Traderji,
I always missed your posts here...but this was the most sad way I would have expected it to be...
Thanks for this wonderful site..
Hope all keep visiting this thread meant for refreshment..And hope things would be clean here now...

ganeshhity

ganeshhity · #**1039** 20th September 2008, 06:01 PM

Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it...His salary was really good and so were the working conditions...For the reason, the woodcutter was determined to do the best..
His boss gave him the axe and showed him the area where he was to fell the trees.....
The first day, the woodcutter brought 15 trees...
"congratulations"..said the boss.....
"carry on with your work"!

Motivated by his boss..the woodcutter tried even harder the next day...but now he could only cut 10 trees.....the third day, he tried even harder and still he managed to get only 7 trees...he was getting lesser and lesser as the days passed.....
he thought his strength was getting lesser and lesser as the day passed by.. he went to his boss and apologised for it....

"when was the last you sharpen your axe"....????? asked the boss...

"Sharpen axe" ????? "I had no time and did not do it since long"..."I was too busy cutting down the tree" ....he replied...

Most of us do the same mistake in life...we are satisfied with what we have and never sharpen our skills......we are satisfied with whatever we've learned..but good is not always good...better is expected....sharpening our skills from time to time is the key to success....

SO WHEN DID YOU LAST SHARPEN YOUR AXE ?????

ganeshhity

vasa1 · #**1040** 20th September 2008, 07:07 PM

Is the perpetrator of a bomb blast a blastard?

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