Humor

Karuna · #1 25th October 2005, 10:52 AM

Law:*[*]
Law of the Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now. Eg. Rail / Bus booking, Panchayat /
Municipality registrations.[*]
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.[*]
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.[*]
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.[*]
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.[*]
Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.[*]
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.[*]
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.[*]
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.[*]
THEATRE RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.[*]
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

srisara · #2 25th October 2005, 11:45 AM

too good.. couldnt stop laughing.. nice humor..

Satya

Saint · #3 25th October 2005, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kravindran

Law:*[*]
Law of the Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now. Eg. Rail / Bus booking, Panchayat /
Municipality registrations.[*]
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.[*]
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.[*]
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.[*]
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.[*]
Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.[*]
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.[*]
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.[*]
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.[*]
THEATRE RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.[*]
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

Very nice,Karuna.........

coljaspal · #4 25th October 2005, 12:18 PM

Karuna,
Nice ones, and how very true in our everyday lives! Wasn't the old Murphy's Law something like "If anything can go wrong, it will" ?

Karuna · #5 25th October 2005, 12:32 PM

German Lesson

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year
phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.

coljaspal · #6 25th October 2005, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kravindran

German Lesson

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year
phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.

Ha Ha Ha,
Zat was really great. And what will hapen to the American English, and our very own Hinglish?

Saint · #7 25th October 2005, 12:39 PM

lol

nkpanjiyar · #8 25th October 2005, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kravindran

Law:*[*]
Law of the Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now. Eg. Rail / Bus booking, Panchayat /
Municipality registrations.[*]
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.[*]
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.[*]
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.[*]
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.[*]
Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.[*]
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.[*]
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.[*]
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.[*]
THEATRE RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.[*]
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

Very funny

Nice one karuna.

Karuna · #9 25th October 2005, 03:35 PM

Thank you Satya, Saint, Coljaspal, Nk

avinash · #10 25th October 2005, 08:08 PM

Both really funny!!

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