Humor

murthymsr · #**201** 7th May 2006, 11:36 PM

Jokes Of Mr. Bean

1) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

2) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

Terahertz · #**202** 8th May 2006, 08:18 PM

Quote:

1) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

nice joke, heard it somewhere but there is something more to it

the friend then says "No, you saw it wrong . its 6544"

ganeshhity · #**203** 9th May 2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Terahertz

nice joke, heard it somewhere but there is something more to it

the friend then says "No, you saw it wrong . its 6544"

ho ho ho ha ha ha....which sardarji was it...santa singh or banta singh..

ganeshhity

murthymsr · #**204** 9th May 2006, 01:51 PM

thanks terahertz, thanks ganesh,

true terahertz, the extention make the joke complete.

this is the source, with some more jokes - but i liked only the two i posted.

http://www.infolanka.com/jokes/messages/2220.html

there are santas & bantas in rest of the world also, but they are foren S&B.

murthymsr

murthymsr · #**205** 10th May 2006, 08:33 PM

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

************************************************** ********

A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?

Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !

************************************************** *******

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says annoyedly
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

************************************************** *******
************************************************** *******

PS: I mean no insult to anybody.

rangarajan · #**206** 10th May 2006, 09:16 PM

Hearty laugh i had murthy.Keep posting.
ranga

Saint · #**207** 11th May 2006, 06:59 PM

hahahahaha Murthy........great stuff as always!!

Saint

ganeshhity · #**208** 12th May 2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Saint

hahahahaha Murthy........great stuff as always!!

Saint

hey sainta singh.....real stuff indeed...

no offense meant...
ho ho ho

ganeshhity

pkjha30 · #**209** 20th May 2006, 11:54 AM

Hi
Its time to put stock market jokes here to put things in perspective. I was just surfing the net(googled the stock jokes) and found these gems adaped for Indian situation
Sorry Karuna to hijack your thread for once.

Quote:

Stock Market

"The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart."

Stock Market Timing

The best time to buy anything is last year.

The Investor

A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Bombay(sorry Mumbai). At the end of the tour they took him to the financial district. When they arrived to Dalal street the guide showed him some nice Mercs and limos parked there, and said, "Here are the cars of our bankers and stockbrokers." "And where are the cars of the investors?" asked the naive visitor.

Sell Call

A man calls his stockbroker all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice. He says, "Sell it all, sell everything fast, right away."

The stockbroker tries to explain that the market is cyclical in nature and that for long term outlook stocks still remain the place to be.

The man says, "Let me tell you a secret. You know I've been married for 6 years now and I've been your client for 5 years."

"Yes, go on," the stockbroker says.

"Well. My wife has this thing about the market. Her grandparents lost it all in the great crash and ever since then her family found investing in the market akin to original sin. When we got married I promised her that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the stock market and always leave all our money under the mattress."

"Wow, I didn't know that. I guess you want the money because the market is going down, in case she asks for it."

"No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days."

Traderji.com

A stockbroker says to his colleague, "I don't think this line of work is for you. You just keep losing money all the time."

"You're right," he replied. "My whole life all I've done is lose money".

Next day he comes to work and resigns.

His coworker asks, "What are you going to do for living?"

"I finally figured out how I can make some money from losing money all the time."

"How?"

"I am going to build a web page and take it public."

Bad Months for Stock Market by Mark Twain (Adapted with apology)

May. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, March, June, December, August ,February and October.

Stockbroker's creed

A man is a client until proven broke.

One line Wonders

"I hear that you drop some money in Wall Street. Were you a bull or a bear?"
"Neither, just a plain simple ass."

SAINT's Disciple

Rajesh from Vizag invited their new neighbours over to dinner. During dinner Rajesh was asked what he did for a living.

Eight years old Rajesh junior jumped in and said, "Daddy is a fisherman!" To which Mrs.Rajesh replied, "Guddu, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman."

"No mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says 'I just caught another fish'."

ps:Well just to make record straight here itself
Rajesh is nor equal to Rajesh.Sadhanala

the great Ever Doubting Thomas

Broker

A man on the right end of a telephone.

Forum Members

There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.

1) Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%

2) Those who know a little: approx. 10%

3) Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%

srisara · #**210** 20th May 2006, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pkjha30

Hi
Its time to put stock market jokes here to put things in perspective. I was just surfing the net(googled the stock jokes) and found these gems adaped for Indian situation
Sorry Karuna to hijack your thread for once.

Pankaj,

too good jokes, needed at this hour to relax our minds.

Satya

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