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#111
29th December 2005, 04:02 AM
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Thank you Karthik & Saint.
Something more for the holiday season. Why Jesus is better than Santa Santa lives at the North Pole ... JESUS is everywhere. Santa rides in a sleigh ... JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water. Santa comes but once a year ... JESUS is an ever present help. Santa fills your stockings with goodies ... JESUS supplies all your needs. Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ... JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when invited. You have to wait in line to see Santa ... JESUS is as close as the mention of His name. Santa lets you sit on his lap ... JESUS lets you rest in His arms. Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy (or girl,) what's your name?" ... JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads. Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ... JESUS has a heart full of love. All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ... JESUS offers health, help and hope. Santa says "You better not cry" ... JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you." Santa's little helpers make toys ... JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions. Santa is a "jolly old elf" JESUS is the King of Kings Santa may make you chuckle but ... JESUS gives you joy that is your strength. While Santa puts gifts under your tree ... JESUS became our gift and died on a tree. 
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#112
29th December 2005, 03:53 PM
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The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath. The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.
The clerk replies, 'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'during an emergency please use the staircase'!!!
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#113
29th December 2005, 04:58 PM
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Dear Kaka,
Super. ranga
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#114
29th December 2005, 05:39 PM
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Trderji is a forum of learning and sharing. and so goes these few lines with a beautiful story.
(These lines mean a lot to all of us.) *********** The Parable Of The Spoons ***************** A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like. "The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table with a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell." They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand." It is simple" said the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed EACH OTHER, while the greedy think only of feeding themselves. **************** May God Bless You all ************************
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#115
29th December 2005, 05:56 PM
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Ze Zermon Lesson iz rely fantazic..HO HO HO HO HO
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#116
30th December 2005, 12:52 PM
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#117
30th December 2005, 12:54 PM
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#118
2nd January 2006, 08:43 AM
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Two friends Ramesh and Suresh attended a written test conducted by a company to fill a vacancy.
The test contained ten questions. Both got, 9 out of 10, the highest among the aspirants. The company selected Ramesh. Suesh met the company executive and questioned the decision. The company executive said "As both of you got the same marks, we have selected based on the wrong answer." The question wrongly answered was "Do you know your neighbour?" Ramesh answewred, "I don't know." Suresh answered, "I TOO don't know." Happy new Year 2006
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#119
2nd January 2006, 11:26 AM
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#120
2nd January 2006, 11:53 PM
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Thanks Saint for your good words. Here is one more collection.
----------------------------------------------------------- In some parts of the world, they drive on the right of the road. In other parts of the world, they drive on the left of the road. But here in India, we drive on what's LEFT on the road.
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